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Back to the original question. Yes I'd still be turned on, but my dick will soften a bit until I get my laughter under control again. Given my perverse sense of humor I'd crack up good and be laughing for a good long time, which might piss off the chick unfortunately....
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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It would depend on why the girl was wearing them
if she wanted to go further no prob any time
(and repeatedly lmao)
but if she actually thought they would help chastity probably not.
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but if she actually thought they would help chastity probably not.
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It's a joke guys, and a damn funny one. Why would a real prude wear that? She's either an unbeliever herself or a very liberal Christian sticking it to her fundie counterparts. What's she gonna do, let me take her pants off and go "That's as far as you get you filthy, depraved heathen!"? Seriously, I'd have a good laugh; and then the panties in question would be on the floor.
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I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
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Actually, this scenario is highly unrealistic anyway. Who inspects a girl's panties that carefully anyway? They're just packaging, after all.
Besides, if the date is really going well, her face is near your crotch, not the other way around![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
Besides, if the date is really going well, her face is near your crotch, not the other way around
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I'd say it depends. I, personally, very much appreciate nice undies. In fact, good lingerie turns me on more than mere nudity. Those are extremely funny, so since sex and humor are completely intertwined for me, I'd totally dig it.
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Uh... Is that not good?Darth Wong wrote:Are you implying that an atheist must have no problem with the idea of picking up "some random girl in a bar" and having sex with her on the first date, or screwing some chick without knowing anything at all about her?
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Back to the original topic though: is there anything printed on the back of these panties? If she's on her hands and knees, you may never see the front...
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If she's taking off the panties, she's obviously quite willing so....hell yes!
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with my girl... I dare them to try to print on the tiny bit of material she sometimes passes off as 'underwear' ![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
other than that, knowing her, it's a perverse joke about my parents and upbringing.
WWJD?
well, I doubt he woulda got this far...
and he's dead already anyway. no, Jesus ain't getting my chick![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Now if it were some random chick I met 2 days ago?
no, I didn't even get that far.
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other than that, knowing her, it's a perverse joke about my parents and upbringing.
WWJD?
well, I doubt he woulda got this far...
and he's dead already anyway. no, Jesus ain't getting my chick
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Now if it were some random chick I met 2 days ago?
no, I didn't even get that far.
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Whatever you say, Rogue.. whatever you say..Rogue 9 wrote:No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here.jairyn_1 wrote:I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
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Uh, maybe he meant that he talks about Christianity and the evils thereof outside of this message board. Be nice to new people. Weren't we nice to you all of what, 4 months ago?Rogue 9 wrote:No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here.jairyn_1 wrote:I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
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No, you most decidedly weren't.Robert Treder wrote:Uh, maybe he meant that he talks about Christianity and the evils thereof outside of this message board. Be nice to new people. Weren't we nice to you all of what, 4 months ago?Rogue 9 wrote:No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here.jairyn_1 wrote:I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
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I was.Rogue 9 wrote:No, you most decidedly weren't.
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*shrug* doubt I'd notice. I've found it to be a time saver to pull the panties off with the pants, hence I'd never see them unless she strolled out of the bathroom with nothing on but the panites, and even then they'd not be around to see for long.....
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I'd probably giggle for a while then bite him off. Or something. ![Embarrassed :oops:](./images/smilies/icon_redface.gif)
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My wife would love those panties.. but on her teeny wittle thongs i doubt it would fit.
but my reaction would be "Praise jesus, i hope he needs a cigarette after this one too".
Yes i'm a christian, i just have a twisted sence of humor, oh and i'm married so the sex is ok. but hell i had premarital sex, wont deny it heh.
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but my reaction would be "Praise jesus, i hope he needs a cigarette after this one too".
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Yes i'm a christian, i just have a twisted sence of humor, oh and i'm married so the sex is ok. but hell i had premarital sex, wont deny it heh.
Only banged my wife though ever, shes my only
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