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Panties

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Post by aerius »

Back to the original question. Yes I'd still be turned on, but my dick will soften a bit until I get my laughter under control again. Given my perverse sense of humor I'd crack up good and be laughing for a good long time, which might piss off the chick unfortunately....
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It would depend on why the girl was wearing them :) if she wanted to go further no prob any time :) (and repeatedly lmao)

but if she actually thought they would help chastity probably not.
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It's a joke guys, and a damn funny one. Why would a real prude wear that? She's either an unbeliever herself or a very liberal Christian sticking it to her fundie counterparts. What's she gonna do, let me take her pants off and go "That's as far as you get you filthy, depraved heathen!"? Seriously, I'd have a good laugh; and then the panties in question would be on the floor.
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I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
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By the way, yes, I'd be very turned on. Nothing like a girl with a good sense of humor.
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Let me at her!
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Actually, this scenario is highly unrealistic anyway. Who inspects a girl's panties that carefully anyway? They're just packaging, after all.

Besides, if the date is really going well, her face is near your crotch, not the other way around :)
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I'd say it depends. I, personally, very much appreciate nice undies. In fact, good lingerie turns me on more than mere nudity. Those are extremely funny, so since sex and humor are completely intertwined for me, I'd totally dig it.
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Post by Galvatron »

Darth Wong wrote:Are you implying that an atheist must have no problem with the idea of picking up "some random girl in a bar" and having sex with her on the first date, or screwing some chick without knowing anything at all about her?
Uh... Is that not good? :oops:

Back to the original topic though: is there anything printed on the back of these panties? If she's on her hands and knees, you may never see the front... :)
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If she's taking off the panties, she's obviously quite willing so....hell yes!
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Post by jenat-lai »

with my girl... I dare them to try to print on the tiny bit of material she sometimes passes off as 'underwear' :P

other than that, knowing her, it's a perverse joke about my parents and upbringing.

WWJD?

well, I doubt he woulda got this far...
and he's dead already anyway. no, Jesus ain't getting my chick :P

Now if it were some random chick I met 2 days ago?

no, I didn't even get that far.
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jairyn_1 wrote:I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here. :wink:
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Rogue 9 wrote:
jairyn_1 wrote:I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here. :wink:
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Hey, 2262 to *Looks* 15? Keep posting, kid. Unless you're a shadow account, in which case I beg your pardon.
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Rogue 9 wrote:
jairyn_1 wrote:I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here. :wink:
Uh, maybe he meant that he talks about Christianity and the evils thereof outside of this message board. Be nice to new people. Weren't we nice to you all of what, 4 months ago?
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Robert Treder wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:
jairyn_1 wrote:I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here. :wink:
Uh, maybe he meant that he talks about Christianity and the evils thereof outside of this message board. Be nice to new people. Weren't we nice to you all of what, 4 months ago?
No, you most decidedly weren't. :P
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Oh, ok. Carry on, then.
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With the people I hang around, this would be worn for sacreligeous value. :twisted:

No need to comment on the performance values of this when they are off... :twisted: :twisted: :P
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Rogue 9 wrote:No, you most decidedly weren't. :P
I was. ;)
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*shrug* doubt I'd notice. I've found it to be a time saver to pull the panties off with the pants, hence I'd never see them unless she strolled out of the bathroom with nothing on but the panites, and even then they'd not be around to see for long.....
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I'd probably giggle for a while then bite him off. Or something. :oops:
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Yes I figure that if she has let me go this far, I can go all the way ... and if she doesn't I will quote the bible; 'Thou shalt not tease' Leweiraoif 2:28 :wink:
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I'll have to save that page, my girlfriend will get a laugh out of it.
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Post by Sporkzen »

My wife would love those panties.. but on her teeny wittle thongs i doubt it would fit.

but my reaction would be "Praise jesus, i hope he needs a cigarette after this one too". :twisted:

Yes i'm a christian, i just have a twisted sence of humor, oh and i'm married so the sex is ok. but hell i had premarital sex, wont deny it heh.

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I think this one is funny and could be enterpreted as a good suggestion. Eternity :D
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