The Sex Thread to End All Sex Threads

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-25 10:45am

Top Ten Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active!

10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.

9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.

8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-
burn."

7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.

6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.

5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.

4. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.

3. You've just seen the photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section
of the May issue of Hustler.

2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.

1. Craft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-02-25 10:53am

I know its normal for old people to still doing it,but the visual image this gives would require a puking smilie

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-02-25 10:56am

Foo needs to see this...

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-02-25 10:59am

I feel sorry for her when she does.
Make the images go away!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-02-25 11:26am

Do you think the geriatric vagina is still filled with pink foam?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-02-25 11:28am

Superman wrote:Do you think the geriatric vagina is still filled with pink foam?

Amongst other fluids, most likely.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-25 11:31am

Superman wrote:Do you think the geriatric vagina is still filled with pink foam?

it's faded into more of a dusty mauve by that age.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-25 11:42am

So wrong in so many ways...

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 11:49am

bad mental image! Delete! *furiously presses the delete key, to no effect*

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-25 12:04pm

Darth_Zod wrote:bad mental image! Delete! *furiously presses the delete key, to no effect*

WHAT? You mean that this isn't sexy?

what about this? you know you want to jump in the middle of this granny sandwich

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 12:06pm

sorry, i like older women, but only to a certain point. then it's just not really something you want to see.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-25 12:09pm

Darth_Zod wrote:sorry, i like older women, but only to a certain point. then it's just not really something you want to see.

amen!

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-02-25 12:15pm

Depends on the older woman.

There are some woman in there late 60's that are still very attractive.

This has never really bothered me.

Then again, I'm already so warped I have yet to see a thread on here that bothers me (including the penis-bisection thread)

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2004-02-25 01:22pm

I stopped reading when it had grandparents and sex in the same sentence

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-02-25 01:25pm

7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.

OMFG, that is sooooo funny. Ahahahahahahah.

*shudder*

Ahahahahahahah

Eeew.

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2004-02-25 02:04pm

Crackpot, compared to that first picture, the second one is almost tolerable. But then again, what wouldn't be?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-25 02:12pm

KrauserKrauser wrote:I stopped reading when it had grandparents and sex in the same sentence

After sucking people in with the thread title it was my intention that the large bold print would allow people a fair chance to make a run for it.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-02-25 02:41pm

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 02:43pm

Tsyroc wrote:
KrauserKrauser wrote:I stopped reading when it had grandparents and sex in the same sentence
After sucking people in with the thread title it was my intention that the large bold print would allow people a fair chance to make a run for it.

never underestimate the power of morbid curiosity.

TheDarkOne · Post by **TheDarkOne** » 2004-02-25 03:05pm

Solauren wrote:Depends on the older woman.

...Pun intended?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-25 04:45pm

I didn't get sick over it. Perhaps if there were pictures of old people going at it, maybe I would. It was pretty funny, though.

What I'm wondering is whether or not the say how much harder it was to have sex in the "good old days" while they get it on.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-02-25 04:51pm

Hehe... I'll show this to Foo as soon as she comes around.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-25 05:26pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Hehe... I'll show this to Foo as soon as she comes around.

You're a sick bastard. I feel sorry for the hamster lover...

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-25 05:36pm

-has BAD visual memories-

...

-shudders and gags-

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-02-25 06:58pm

This thread is the biggest disapointment of today.