Canada now ripe for invasion

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-25 09:09am

Canada's armed forces are not only broke, but in the hole half a billion dollars. The Delaware National Guard has been dispatched to invade. Combat operations should be completed by noon.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2004-02-25 10:33am

It's a trick... they're probably already massing for a surprise assault on Montana.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-02-25 11:41am

Invade Quebec we need help eliminating the separatists threat.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-25 11:46am

Montcalm wrote:Invade Quebec we need help eliminating the separatists threat.

fuck that. you can keep Quebec. We'll just build a really big bridge to Montreal.

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2004-02-25 12:24pm

Definitely keep Quebec.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-25 12:27pm

Watch out for the atomic landmines, those things pack quite a bang. Besides, haven't you seen X-Men? We're putting our money into making mutant supersoldiers like Wolverine.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2004-02-25 12:38pm

If we invade Quebec, can we make Bronx the official language?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-02-25 12:47pm

beyond hope wrote:If we invade Quebec, can we make Bronx the official language?

Is it easy to learn?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-25 12:53pm

Hey, Montcalm, when did you have your custom title removed?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-02-25 01:03pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Hey, Montcalm, when did you have your custom title removed?

Since there are not many Sith Acolyte i asked Mike to remove it.

So now i`ve joined the dark side.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-02-25 02:54pm

I dare you to invade us....

We will unleash our ultimate weapon on your....

All your entertainment channel's jammed with Celine Dion 24/7!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-25 02:57pm

Solauren wrote:I dare you to invade us....

We will unleash our ultimate weapon on your....

All your entertainment channel's jammed with Celine Dion 24/7!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hey, wait a minute... *Turns off the TV.* There. All that's necessary to stop your dastardly plan. We win.

Oddysseus · Post by **Oddysseus** » 2004-02-25 02:58pm

This is all silly.

This is a trick. Canada is provoking a war, just to surrender. Furing the peace process they sell give over the Quebec. Where will this leave us? No. At all cost we must never go against the northmen, nothing is worse than Quebec...
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Can we give them Texas?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-02-25 03:01pm

Oddysseus wrote:This is all silly.

This is a trick. Canada is provoking a war, just to surrender. Furing the peace process they sell give over the Quebec. Where will this leave us? No. At all cost we must never go against the northmen, nothing is worse than Quebec...
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Can we give them Texas?

Maybe i can motivate you by telling you that the separatists bashes the US 24/7,remember what Conan did that pissed them off so much they forgot that they too insult the Americans.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 03:43pm

just out of curiosity, does canada actually -have- anything that would make it worth invading?

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2004-02-25 03:47pm

Darth_Zod wrote:just out of curiosity, does canada actually -have- anything that would make it worth invading?

Trees for the lumber industry and we can finally connect with Alaska.

~Jason

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-02-25 03:47pm

Darth_Zod wrote:just out of curiosity, does canada actually
-have- anything that would make it worth invading?

They do have oil...

Oddysseus · Post by **Oddysseus** » 2004-02-25 03:57pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:just out of curiosity, does canada actually -have- anything that would make it worth invading?
Trees for the lumber industry and we can finally connect with Alaska. ~Jason

Ah. Kind of like Monopoly then? Just looking to complete the set.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 04:00pm

well, i suppose if we wanted to control the entire continent, but. . . .eh. not really worth the effort.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-02-25 04:06pm

Darth_Zod wrote:just out of curiosity, does canada actually -have- anything that would make it worth invading?

Beer, Hockey, and "Kids in the Hall." What else do you need?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-25 04:40pm

Darth_Zod wrote:just out of curiosity, does canada actually -have- anything that would make it worth invading?

Topless women walking around in public. In the province where I live it's perfectly legal for a woman to walk around in public with her breasts exposed. I've only seen a few so far but the trend should pick up nicely soon enough...I hope....

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 04:45pm

okay, you sold me on that reason. when can we start the invasion so canada can surrender meakly?

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-02-25 06:48pm

Since the Celion Dione offensive airwave offensive didn't work...

"PLUG IN THE GIANT SPEAKERS!"

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2004-02-25 07:00pm

Darth_Zod wrote:okay, you sold me on that reason. when can we start the invasion so canada can surrender meakly?

Except if we invade Canada and they surrender, it will again be illegal for women to walk around topless in public. Muwahahahaha!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 07:11pm

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:okay, you sold me on that reason. when can we start the invasion so canada can surrender meakly?
Except if we invade Canada and they surrender, it will again be illegal for women to walk around topless in public. Muwahahahaha!

curse your sense of logic spoiling my fantasies. . . .