We need a good conquest to militarise the country, to create an empire. Then, when we have conquered enough, all of our new provinces will play cricket and rugby and eat meat pies. Then when the Australian culture has sunk in, they won't care enough to fight back.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
The United States is stratified to the point where some parts of the US are more culturally similar to foreign cultures than to other cultures within the US.
I can't allude to facts or figures, but my impression is that in all parts of the country, Americans overall have positive opinion of Australians. In all parts of the US, Americans are to a degree xenophobic and untrusting of other Americans from different groups or regions. My statement had more to do with the American regard for Australians than it had to do with the state of political stability in the US.
Gandalf wrote:I think Australia should invade Canada.
We need a good conquest to militarise the country, to create an empire. Then, when we have conquered enough, all of our new provinces will play cricket and rugby and eat meat pies. Then when the Australian culture has sunk in, they won't care enough to fight back.
Cricket NEVEEEEEERRRR we don`t want your silly sports here
Jerry Orbach 1935 2004 Admiral Valdemar~You know you've fucked up when Wacky Races has more realistic looking vehicles than your own.
Gandalf wrote:I think Australia should invade Canada.
We need a good conquest to militarise the country, to create an empire. Then, when we have conquered enough, all of our new provinces will play cricket and rugby and eat meat pies. Then when the Australian culture has sunk in, they won't care enough to fight back.
Cricket NEVEEEEEERRRR we don`t want your silly sports here
As a fellow subject of England it's your duty to bat, field or keep wicket.
In time, you will know cricket. Then you'll get your ass handed to you by Australia.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Gandalf wrote:I think Australia should invade Canada.
We need a good conquest to militarise the country, to create an empire. Then, when we have conquered enough, all of our new provinces will play cricket and rugby and eat meat pies. Then when the Australian culture has sunk in, they won't care enough to fight back.
Cricket NEVEEEEEERRRR we don`t want your silly sports here
As a fellow subject of England it's your duty to bat, field or keep wicket.
In time, you will know cricket. Then you'll get your ass handed to you by Australia.
No thanks i`ll stick to hockey
Jerry Orbach 1935 2004 Admiral Valdemar~You know you've fucked up when Wacky Races has more realistic looking vehicles than your own.
Montcalm wrote:
Cricket NEVEEEEEERRRR we don`t want your silly sports here
As a fellow subject of England it's your duty to bat, field or keep wicket.
In time, you will know cricket. Then you'll get your ass handed to you by Australia.
No thanks i`ll stick to hockey
Our natives were none too keen on Aussie rules football, now it is embraced.
Only a matter of time...
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
The M2HB: The Greatest Machinegun Ever Made.
HAB: Crew-Served Weapons Specialist
"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope." --P.J. O'Rourke
"A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." --J.S. Mill
Darth_Zod wrote:just out of curiosity, does canada actually -have- anything that would make it worth invading?
Trees for the lumber industry and we can finally connect with Alaska. ~Jason
Canada allows personal firearms ownership, right? So it would be safer to liberate an uninhabited swarth of forest between the ConUS and Alaska and leave the Canadian people alone. Besides, do we really want to live with Quebecians?
Bertie Wooster wrote:I think if Australia invaded the US, the majority of Americans would actually support the Aussie forces.
IMO that's very naive. I suspect that American's have a high opinion of Australia because a conflict (much less an invasion) is impossible. American opinion of countries that pose a threat is typically bad. Moreover, even though Americans are divided, we tend to unite against outside forces.
Cricket NEVEEEEEERRRR we don`t want your silly sports here 
~Jason
