Shaving how do YOU do it?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-02-25 05:07pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Is the dozen angry weasels thing from the song Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovich? Amd assloads are different in metric?

al yankovich! You got it! Albuquerque! What a great song! Someone get that man a Hero Buscuit!!!

Also, A metric assload is more like 0.59 of an english assload, you forgot to factor in the conversion of buttload-> assload, or 0.67% of total gross ass size X volume of load.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2004-02-25 05:14pm

I shave once a day, and what I do is wash my face, grab my crappy ten dollar electric razor, and rub it all over my face until its job is done. Then I wash my face again. Voila.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 05:20pm

if i ever have access to an electric, i'll do it just the opposite. i'll use the electric to get the bulk off, then the blade for precision work. i don't like shaving alot of facial hair with a blade, it's just not comfortable.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-25 05:38pm

Bottom to top with the trimmer, and then with the grain with the razor (both on electric).

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-02-25 05:39pm

Saurencaerthai wrote:Equipment: Gell, Mach 3.
Method:
1. Splash hot water on areas to be shaved.
2. Lather up gell and apply on the designated areas.
3. Beginning at right sideburn, downward strokes. Do this for the entire area that is to be shaved.
4. Upstrokes across the entire area to get the shave even closer.
5. Cold water to wash off.

This is exactly how I do it, but with a Mach 3 Turbo, not like there's any difference. I used to shave with an electric, but I threw my peice of shit Remington Microscreen 2 into the bin because it's useless compared to a razor.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-02-25 07:01pm

Dalton wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Oh fine. Since I want to go on living anyway, I won't bother.

You win. Again. But one day, one day...
You're a good kid. You're gonna go far in this business.

But Rob you're supposed to lure them and then after they take away your donuts...asorb their soul?

Or is that what I do...hmmm

Either way...I shave downward with a regular with shaving cream with aftershave afterwards.

I use electric for quickies.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-25 08:09pm

Ghost Rider wrote:I use electric for quickies.

I am SO not touching that one..

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-02-25 08:13pm

verilon wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I use electric for quickies.
I am SO not touching that one..

You know you wanna you sexy man, you

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-25 08:18pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
verilon wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I use electric for quickies.
I am SO not touching that one..
You know you wanna you sexy man, you

Oh, yes, baby.. give it to me.. Give it to me good.. Give it to me loooooooong and harrrrrrrrrd....

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-02-25 08:45pm

verilon wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
verilon wrote: I am SO not touching that one..
You know you wanna you sexy man, you
Oh, yes, baby.. give it to me.. Give it to me good.. Give it to me loooooooong and harrrrrrrrrd....

*uses mental powers to flick on switch, and hears the screams of agony as the electric razor starts ripping up vital, delicate areas of verilon's anatomy*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-25 08:48pm

I use Gillete Mach 3 and whatever shaving cream is handy.

I start in the middle, and work my way out. I generally shave top to bottom.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-02-25 08:52pm

If I've actually got something like a beard growing, I shave down first to cut it to stubble, then up to shave it smooth. There's an order it's done in no matter what--cheeks, upper lip, chin and lower lip, jawline, underside of my jaw.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-02-25 09:00pm

I have absolutely not tactice when shaving. Especially with my electric shaver. When I shave the top o me head I go in rows. The stubble though, it's just chaos.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-02-25 09:14pm

Shaving cream gives me the most abominable rash.

Sometimes I shave completely dry before taking a shower...

I have to shave both up and down, the hair grows in pointing both directions.

Luckily, due to my genetic superiority, I don't have a full beard to shave off. At 36, I can't even grow sideburns. I can grow a moustache, goatee, and little tufts here and there on my jawline and throat.
I keep the fu-manchu, the rest gets a shavin'....

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-02-25 09:16pm

I too am an unshaved heathen.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-02-25 11:20pm

I don't know if this is too obvious, but while you should apply hot (warm) water to your face, you should use really cold water for the blade.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2004-02-25 11:48pm

The atomic fires stemming from my enemy's destruction scorch the hair from my skin.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-02-26 12:04am

Top to bottom, then bottom to top.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-02-26 12:29am

Comosicus wrote:First top to bottom, then corective bottom-up strokes

Ditto here, except I do bottom to top first.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-02-26 01:55am

1. Procure razor
2. Shower
3. Lather sideburn areas with soap
4. Shave these areas top to bottom, then bottom to top. Start on right side. Include jawline.
5. Soap up under-chin area
6. Shave top to bottom, then bottom to top, then left-to-right and right-to-left immediately under chin, then right-to-left below left side of jaw (I don't know why, I only need to do it on that side)
7. Soap up and shave chin and lower lip
8. Soap up and shave upper lip
9. Ensure that there are no stragglers. If there are any, shave them off with extreme prejudice.
10. Rinse
11. Leave shower