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KrauserKrauser wrote:After sucking people in with the thread title it was my intention that the large bold print would allow people a fair chance to make a run for it. :)
Dammit, Tsyroc, do you REALLY have to use the word "sucking"?
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Sharp-kun wrote:This thread is the biggest disapointment of today.
That might have been the point. If you want a real sex thread, then make your own.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Sharp-kun wrote:This thread is the biggest disapointment of today.
That might have been the point. If you want a real sex thread, then make your own.
I was expecting actual granny porn :(
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Sharp-kun wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Sharp-kun wrote:This thread is the biggest disapointment of today.
That might have been the point. If you want a real sex thread, then make your own.
I was expecting actual granny porn :(
FUQ. FUQ that now.
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verilon wrote:-has BAD visual memories-

...

-shudders and gags-
Memories? Is there a fun story here?

This isn't that bad. Wasn't it someone here who posted a link to a few nice pictures of very elderly men going at it?
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Johonebesus wrote:
verilon wrote:-has BAD visual memories-

...

-shudders and gags-
Memories? Is there a fun story here?
No.. just the memory of two very large grandparents walking around their room naked, and getting it on. (I happened to be walking down the hall on both instancs of seeing them.. DAMN THEM for not closing their doors all the way...)
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If the mental imagery is hurting you, make sure to apply several doses of goatse.cx to build up immunity.
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YT300000 wrote:If the mental imagery is hurting you, make sure to apply several doses of goatse.cx to build up immunity.
Goatse does nothing.
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verilon wrote:
YT300000 wrote:If the mental imagery is hurting you, make sure to apply several doses of goatse.cx to build up immunity.
Goatse does nothing.
Then tubgirl, BME, and WWOEC.

But stay away from Lemon Party, its more of the same.
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YT300000 wrote:
verilon wrote:
YT300000 wrote:If the mental imagery is hurting you, make sure to apply several doses of goatse.cx to build up immunity.
Goatse does nothing.
Then tubgirl, BME, and WWOEC.

But stay away from Lemon Party, its more of the same.
Dude, I've seen it all. IT DOES NOT COMPARE TO OBESE RELATIVES HAVING SEX!!
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Ackkk.. think happy thoughts.. think happy thoughts.. bunnies.. kittens.. anything!
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AnimeJet wrote:Ackkk.. think happy thoughts.. think happy thoughts.. bunnies.. kittens.. anything!
An 80 year-old granny taking it up the ass from a 500-pound black guy with tumors all over his body!

Did I break your string of happy thoughts?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
AnimeJet wrote:Ackkk.. think happy thoughts.. think happy thoughts.. bunnies.. kittens.. anything!
An 80 year-old granny taking it up the ass from a 500-pound black guy with tumors all over his body!

Did I break your string of happy thoughts?
Oh for the love of.. auuughh..
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Hmmmm,

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ROTFLMAO!!!

One part says this is gross, the other part is laughing at you guys getting queesy from the visual thought... :twisted:
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Think of it like this. In 50 years, most of us will be in the same position as the anonymous couple mentioned in the OP.
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Thank genetics for selective ignorance. I see nothing that disturbs me. Brb, Have to bathe elderly neighbor. :twisted:
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Curious: How many of you are actually disturbed by this, and how many are just expressing disgust because it is expected that they do so?
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Raxmei wrote:Curious: How many of you are actually disturbed by this, and how many are just expressing disgust because it is expected that they do so?
I wasn't grossed out at all. What would be gross is having to clean up after the people in one of those assisted living place, which usually includes bathing them, helping them use the bathroom, and feeding them.
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Darth_Zod wrote: never underestimate the power of morbid curiosity. :P
That was the other part of the plan. :twisted:
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Sharp-kun wrote:This thread is the biggest disapointment of today.
I hadn't considered that.

Sorry to get your hopes up. :|
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YT300000 wrote:If the mental imagery is hurting you, make sure to apply several doses of goatse.cx to build up immunity.
Or, if that fails, the polar opposite of what verilon described.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
YT300000 wrote:If the mental imagery is hurting you, make sure to apply several doses of goatse.cx to build up immunity.
Or, if that fails, the polar opposite of what verilon described.
Some anorexic grandchildren fucking?
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Sharp-kun wrote:I was expecting actual granny porn :(
Find a job in Customs where you get to sort all the packages. There, you'll find enough geriatric porn to last a lifetime.
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