Technical virgins

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-02-26 08:57am

Technicalvirgin.com

God bless 'em. I wish more girls were like this one. She has a good head on her shoulders and values to match.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-02-26 12:02pm

The "I don't want to ruin my future by getting pregnant, so I've chosen anal sex" commercials are both hilarious.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2004-02-26 12:06pm

JESUS N., San Antonio, TX
It's funny to me, listening to straight kids talk about anal sex like they discovered some kind of magic secret no one else knows. Gay guys may or may not have invented anal sex, but I certainly think we perfected it! If straight guys were serious about wanting to have sex and not worry about knocking someone up, they'd hook up with each other.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-26 12:07pm

I can see it now, future school education programmes on careers advice.

"So, once you've sorted out which university you want to go to, just remember; study hard, don't skip lectures and only ever fuck anally. I cannot stress that enough, because we all know what a pain babies are when studying for that final and it's more than a pain in the ass."

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-02-26 01:45pm

bah. Sex is sex is sex I don't need to draw a magical line" that I will not cross.

Besides, I view STDs as a greater risk than pregnancies, and you can get them through anal sex.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-02-26 07:58pm

Now there's an endorsement.

Nice find.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-02-26 08:35pm

This is the best website I have ever seen... This week...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-02-28 12:44pm

Oops. didn't realise on first inspection it was a parody.

Silly me.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-02-28 12:51pm

It's a parody, but don't let that stop you from spreading the news about the benefits of anal sex!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-02-28 12:59pm

Darth Wong wrote:It's a parody, but don't let that stop you from spreading the news about the benefits of anal sex!

well, quite.

But I wouldn't recommend it instead of vaginal sex. See my first post. As far as risks go, vaginal sex has only one difference, and it's easier to deal with than the greater risks associated with anal.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-28 01:12pm

MARK G., Atomic City, ID
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

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Now this girl came up with a nice alternative.

So once a month I show him how much I really love him by coughing up the $500 to get him a really top-quality call girl to fuck him silly.

It's funny, but this next girl and her friend are doing exactly what the gay guy says that straight guys should do.

That's why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we'd rather eat pussy than get preganant!

And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-28 01:14pm

I'm a little disappointed in their merchandise but maybe we should all chip in and send a shirt or two to Britney Spears.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-02-28 04:39pm

Tsyroc wrote:I'm a little disappointed in their merchandise but maybe we should all chip in and send a shirt or two to Britney Spears.

They missed a real oportunity. I'd have shelled out for a Technical Virgin butt plug.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-02-28 05:25pm

Lord Pounder wrote:They missed a real oportunity. I'd have shelled out for a Technical Virgin butt plug.

That would be classic. But what use is it for queer guys other than all-day anal pleasure?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-29 10:14am

Lord Pounder wrote: They missed a real oportunity. I'd have shelled out for a Technical Virgin butt plug.

Considering that one commercial they should at least sell Technical Virgin vibrators and after that why not sell butt plugs?

the_ace · Post by **the_ace** » 2004-03-01 01:47am

So I take it NOBODY here did it in the butt ?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-03-01 01:58am

the_ace wrote:So I take it NOBODY here did it in the butt ?

I think you'll find plenty of people who did and some who are big fans and advocates for buttsex.

the_ace · Post by **the_ace** » 2004-03-01 02:07am

hmm...then why the over all negative attitude towards it ?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-01 02:11am

the_ace wrote:hmm...then why the over all negative attitude towards it ?

Negative attitude? What are you talking about?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-01 02:13am

Yeah, I'm thinking I might be the only one here with a negative attitude about having stuff rammed up my ass, and I generally keep my mouth shut about it.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-03-01 02:23am

OMG!

That was a great find!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-01 02:24am

Rogue 9 wrote:Yeah, I'm thinking I might be the only one here with a negative attitude about having stuff rammed up my ass, and I generally keep my mouth shut about it.

No, actually most of the people have a problem with stuff being rammed up our own asses, but ramming a woman's ass is a different matter.

My wife once asked why so many men are fascinated by anal sex, as demonstrated by porn, yet so reluctant to have their own butts played with. I tried to explain to her in Tarzan-speak:

Me man. Me like to fuck.
You woman. You like to get fucked.

It's that simple

Please note that you should not try this at home, unless you have a good relationship and you're sure this won't make her go apeshit

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-03-01 02:29am

Darth Wong wrote: Please note that you should not try this at home, unless you have a good relationship and you're sure this won't make her go apeshit

That reminds me of an episode of That 70's Show where it's pretty clear that Eric tries to have anal sex with Donna after seeing it in a porn movie. He definately should have talked to her first.

the_ace · Post by **the_ace** » 2004-03-01 02:30am

Uh. HA ha ha ha. Was she content with that reply ?
Actually I tried this with my wife several times but its nowhere near as enjoyable as show in porn. Too many problems on cleaning up.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-01 02:34am

the_ace wrote:Uh. HA ha ha ha. Was she content with that reply?

Yes, actually. But she doesn't take offense to stuff like that. Some women do.

Actually I tried this with my wife several times but its nowhere near as enjoyable as show in porn. Too many problems on cleaning up.

Not really. She goes to the toilet and sits down, and you fall asleep with no covers on for about 15 minutes and then take a quick shower to clean off your dick. Anal sex is now our preferred method of contraception