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You have no idea as to how many times me, my borhter, and my mother have been mistaken for siblings... it's just downright scary, since she's going to hit fiftey this year.
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Stofsk wrote:She wore a lot of short skirts in season 1... a contributing factor, no doubt.


Yeah, the clothes played a role, definitely. I'm pretty sure that she was wearing push-up bras for the majority of that time as well.
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Mr. Wong, the reverse could be true as well. (I am not disagreeing) The girl saw something special in the nerdy/ugly/geeky guy. Not all girls like the ultra studs on TV. I personally have a date with a hottie tomorrow, I consider myself an average looking guy, definately on the geeky side. She came upto me! (Don't ask me most guys think I look geeky, but every now and then some totally hot chick digs me) So half the time, who knows what it is, the girls each have thier own tastes.
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Hey folks, I'm living proof. My girlfriend is smoking hot, and while I'm not exactly hideous, there's no way I'm in her league if you're just looking at us side by side. So how'd I do it? I've stuck by her side though bad times when all the "hot" guys disappeared (including some times when she wasn't hot--cocaine addiction is ugly to watch, physically and emotionally).
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Darth Wong wrote: That guy is with that girl because he was perceptive enough to see something that others did not.

Of course, if you think I'm wrong, I'm sure you'll say so.
Well money and fame can also be modifiers, take Woody Allen, Romon Polanski, Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Smokey Robinson, And Worhol, Billy Joel, etc and the women they have been with.
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I need to get me some of that perceptivity. I also need to take teen movie cliches more seriously. Then I will have the babes.
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Singular Quartet wrote:You have no idea as to how many times me, my borhter, and my mother have been mistaken for siblings... it's just downright scary, since she's going to hit fiftey this year.
It's the same with my mom. She's nearing 50, but some people think she's my sister when they first see her. It's weird.
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RogueIce wrote: Well, guess I went and got lucky. Their alumni page has been updated since last I checked. I got an e-mail, current university, and even AIM SN (thanks to it being an AOL e-mail).

Still leaves the whole "wierdo contacts you out of the blue online" thing though. :|
Then be the weirdo guy.


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RogueIce wrote:Well, guess I went and got lucky. Their alumni page has been updated since last I checked. I got an e-mail, current university, and even AIM SN (thanks to it being an AOL e-mail).

Still leaves the whole "wierdo contacts you out of the blue online" thing though. :|
Doesn't matter, go right ahead and contact her. She's not going to think you're a weirdo unless you act like some immature hacker dork and go "hey baby! rmember me!!??? Wanna have sex!???" or something really dumb like that. Contact her, be nice, and maybe send her a photo of yourself as a kid and a current photo to jog her memory a bit. Let's put it this way, I tracked down an old classmate after losing touch with her for 8 years, she wasn't even in the same country by the time I emailed her. And yet she still remembered me and everything worked out fine.
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aerius wrote:Doesn't matter, go right ahead and contact her. She's not going to think you're a weirdo unless you act like some immature hacker dork and go "hey baby! rmember me!!??? Wanna have sex!???" or something really dumb like that. Contact her, be nice, and maybe send her a photo of yourself as a kid and a current photo to jog her memory a bit. Let's put it this way, I tracked down an old classmate after losing touch with her for 8 years, she wasn't even in the same country by the time I emailed her. And yet she still remembered me and everything worked out fine.
Whoops, was supposed to leave out the "wanna have sex" part? Damn it!

Actually, I e-mailed her, and she did remember who I was. So all's well in the end. :)
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RogueIce wrote:Whoops, was supposed to leave out the "wanna have sex" part? Damn it!

Actually, I e-mailed her, and she did remember who I was. So all's well in the end. :)
Excellent! Now you can ask her for sex. :D
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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