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"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
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Massachusetts has one of the highest concentrations of gay households in the country, at 1.3 percent, according to the 2000 census. Under the new laws, the figure is expected to increase by approximately 98.7 percentage points.
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Rogue 9 wrote:
Massachusetts has one of the highest concentrations of gay households in the country, at 1.3 percent, according to the 2000 census. Under the new laws, the figure is expected to increase by approximately 98.7 percentage points.
Riiiiggggghhhhttttttttt.

whooooooosh! <----the sound of satire going right over your head
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I know its satire, dumbass. :roll:
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im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions :(
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aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions :(
Pah, who eats just onions anyways? :D

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column. :P
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Guardsman Bass wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions :(
Pah, who eats just onions anyways? :D

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column. :P
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Korvan wrote:
Guardsman Bass wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions :(
Pah, who eats just onions anyways? :D

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column. :P
Fried onions on their own rock! But they're even better on a burger.
On a ROCK??!! :shock: Maybe I'm misunderstanding.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Bwahahahaha!!!!

The Onion is excellent as always. This will make way for our hidden agendas of mandatory sodomy, bestiality and pedophilia. Classic!
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Guardsman Bass wrote:
Korvan wrote:
Guardsman Bass wrote: Pah, who eats just onions anyways? :D

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column. :P
Fried onions on their own rock! But they're even better on a burger.
On a ROCK??!! :shock: Maybe I'm misunderstanding.
Hehehe.

Yes I saw that onion article, funny as hell.
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Onion: "Worse, people who start out fucked tend to stay fucked"
:D :D I suppose I'll add the actual quote to my sig some day- it is something like that.
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