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Ok, here are the contents of my nose from only moments ago:

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Now, what HAVE i been doing today? What could make my nasal discharge look like that?

A clue: the black stuff is shiny, some would say almost metal-like.

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I did not have to see that pic again...
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I did not have to see that pic at all.
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Weakling. That is nothing. I get better stuff than that out of my nose every day. Unfortunately, I have no digital camera to prove it. *shakes fist* you win the battle...
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That might explain all those tangles in your hair.. ;P
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verilon wrote:That might explain all those tangles in your hair.. ;P
EW! No. No snot in my hair.
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Rye wrote:
verilon wrote:That might explain all those tangles in your hair.. ;P
EW! No. No snot in my hair.
You're not getting away with the hair thing from me for a while yet..
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Rye, for the last time, Coco Pops are meant to be taken orally, not nasally... and use a spoon for the love of god... sick bastard... :mrgreen:
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I've done worse. I sneezed once and covered both my hands in snot.
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I am offended, sickened and offended.
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Yuck :wtf:
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*grows a second head which proceeds to gnaw Rye in half, then sneeze all over the dead body, covering it in snot*
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Hm, well the correct answer was welding! As if i sickend you Frank. :P
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Did yuo have any Kleenex? Perhaps a handkerchif? Those things are pretty convienent, and are almost as gross when you carry one around for 20 days without washing it and then blow your nose with it really loudly in front of a bunch of people. Not that I actually did that, of course.
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Rye wrote:Hm, well the correct answer was welding! As if i sickend you Frank. :P
Snot and puke get to me in a really big way.
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Well, I crapped a 8 inch long (I think), 3 inch wide turd a few hours ago. BEAT THAT!!!

I also shitted a foot long turd, but it was thinner.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Well, I crapped a 8 inch long (I think), 3 inch wide turd a few hours ago. BEAT THAT!!!

I also shitted a foot long turd, but it was thinner.
Now what am I supposed to do with that information? Applaud? Send you a card? What possible reason would there be for sharing that?
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RedImperator wrote: Now what am I supposed to do with that information? Applaud? Send you a card? What possible reason would there be for sharing that?
Same reason for sharing pictures of your booger.

Um... just delete my post :oops:
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RedImperator wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Well, I crapped a 8 inch long (I think), 3 inch wide turd a few hours ago. BEAT THAT!!!

I also shitted a foot long turd, but it was thinner.
Now what am I supposed to do with that information? Applaud? Send you a card? What possible reason would there be for sharing that?
Ahahahahaha! I well "Laughed-Out-Loud" at that. I'm sure i'll live longer now. :D

What kind of card would you send him?
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So I guess RedImperator won't accept me into the Writer's Guild now, would he?
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