Ever Masturbated to an SDnet Member's Pictures?

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Have you ever whacked off to an SD.net member's pictures?

Yes
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No
31
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If (insert member here) posted a picture I would
4
10%
*runs off to remove my pictures*
3
7%
 
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Ever Masturbated to an SDnet Member's Pictures?

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Today's a slow day at work and I'm bored out of my mind. So I was thinking to myself, how many of you have actually pleasured yourselves while looking through the "What do you look like?" threads or any other threads with photos of SD.net members in them?
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Never read those threads.
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i have real porn to spank it to, so no. :)
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*runs off to remove my pictures* :-P


In all seriousness, I find it kinda odd, 'cause I know the people. Whacking off to a picture of someone you have never met, and probably never will is somehow alright, but when you know the person, it just seems... wrong?
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:*runs off to remove my pictures* :-P


In all seriousness, I find it kinda odd, 'cause I know the people. Whacking off to a picture of someone you have never met, and probably never will is somehow alright, but when you know the person, it just seems... wrong?
Paypal would make it allright, I think. :P
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I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
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Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
Not counting GALE, I guess.

Hey, they're human too! They have human needs! And given all of Ein's *BOINGS!* well... :wink:
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Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
And one of them is only 13, so that leaves her out of the equation.
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RogueIce wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
Not counting GALE, I guess.

Hey, they're human too! They have human needs! And given all of Ein's *BOINGS!* well... :wink:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
And one of them is only 13, so that leaves her out of the equation.
Not necessarily... not everyone on the board is above 18.

But Alicia is a friend, thinking about people whacking off to her disturbs me. So let's just pretend it really DOES leave her out of the equation.
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Demiurge wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
Not counting GALE, I guess.

Hey, they're human too! They have human needs! And given all of Ein's *BOINGS!* well... :wink:
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*gasp* :shock:

Who knew? Damn it Ein, I thought I knew you man! Why, oh why did this have to happen? :cry:

Demiurge, I know that. Why do you think I posted it underneath the GALE comment too? It's not just the females on the board that have the potential to be whacked off to. Or off whacked to. Whatever. If that wasn't totally clear the first time around, my bad.
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RogueIce wrote: *gasp* :shock:

Who knew? Damn it Ein, I thought I knew you man! Why, oh why did this have to happen? :cry:

Demiurge, I know that. Why do you think I posted it underneath the GALE comment too? It's not just the females on the board that have the potential to be whacked off to. Or off whacked to. Whatever. If that wasn't totally clear the first time around, my bad.
I thought perhaps you had missed my use of the word "straight."
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you know, this has the potential to become the most disturbing thread ever. besides, i don't think Zaia has even posted a picture.... i bet she's a 53 year old fat baling man named Zeke who sells hubcaps on the side of route 66 for bourbon money. Now everyone who does beat off to her picture, if and when she puts it up, will have that nagging little thought in the back of their mind.
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Demiurge wrote:
RogueIce wrote: *gasp* :shock:

Who knew? Damn it Ein, I thought I knew you man! Why, oh why did this have to happen? :cry:

Demiurge, I know that. Why do you think I posted it underneath the GALE comment too? It's not just the females on the board that have the potential to be whacked off to. Or off whacked to. Whatever. If that wasn't totally clear the first time around, my bad.
I thought perhaps you had missed my use of the word "straight."
Well fuck. I did. :oops:

Maybe I should just sign up for Friday classes next semester so this doesn't happen again.
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No, but give it a few years(think thirty fourty) when I'm a dirty old man and if Scott Adams gets his ban on PoRN for dirty old men and then maaybe

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I've gotten off to myself in a mirror before, so if I posted a picture of me on here does that mean I should vote yes?
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Super-Gagme wrote:I've gotten off to myself in a mirror before, so if I posted a picture of me on here does that mean I should vote yes?
Yes. And so far it looks like only one member has voted "yes" so far. Don't be shy now... :P
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Nope, though i feel i should have. Cos i'm usually the person who does weird things like that.
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Eww.
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I'm content with porn, thankyouverymuch.
aerius wrote:Yes. And so far it looks like only one member has voted "yes" so far. Don't be shy now...
It was you probably. After all, you do whack off to pictures of jmac. :P

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No pictures, but maybe certain members' avatars.... :wink:
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Okay, I admit it, I have masturbated to my own pictures. What can I say, I'm so hot I turn myself on.
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Nope, I haven't, considering that I'm a straight man.
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Zaia wrote:Eww.
aerius wrote:Today's a slow day at work and I'm bored out of my mind. So I was thinking to myself, how many of you have actually pleasured yourselves while looking through the "What do you look like?" threads or any other threads with photos of SD.net members in them?
Aerius, I think you've destroyed the chances of Zaia ever posting her picture.
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Demiurge wrote:
Zaia wrote:Eww.
aerius wrote:Today's a slow day at work and I'm bored out of my mind. So I was thinking to myself, how many of you have actually pleasured yourselves while looking through the "What do you look like?" threads or any other threads with photos of SD.net members in them?
Aerius, I think you've destroyed the chances of Zaia ever posting her picture.
*flies into blind rage*

YOU BASTARD! YOU BAAASTARD! :finger:

Ok, now that the obligatory "Cult of Zaia" response has been delievered, I'll just move along now.
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