Park Wars II: Attack of the Phelps

[kojikun]

You know, if you read the bible literally, it saysd you're not allowed to fuck a guy in the pussy. Kind of makes the entire antigay thing invalid because guys dont have pussies.

[General Zod]

don't suppose you got a verse for that? it'd give me some extra ammo in case i need it if i knew exactly what you were referring to.

[beyond hope]

It does have me thinking about taking up sculpting again.

[Gandalf]

I'd like to see a hammer and sickle sculpture. It'll get to the older folk who could probably remember McCarthyism. Plus it has no religious connotatons.

[Ryoga]

Well, the verse most people quote as being against homosexuality says that 'thou shalt not lay with a man as thou does with a woman; it is an abomination.' So, since you (usually) do a woman in the pussy (please, no anal discussions! ), it's not really possible to lay with a man like with a woman. I think that's what he meant.

[Gandalf]

Well, the verse most people quote as being against homosexuality says that 'thou shalt not lay with a man as thou does with a woman; it is an abomination.'

Do it standing up.

[darthdavid]

If, though some twisted random thread of fate an afterlife exists, i'll laugh as phelps and those like him end up in the hell equivalent or at the very least being beaten up by all other peoples lingering conciousnesses.

[beyond hope]

The fun with big granite idols isn't just confined to Hanover. Montana's governor Judy Martz had the following to say about a similar unconstitutional display at a courthouse in Kalispell:

"People who are offended by the Ten Commandments have a deeper problem than the stone that it's written on, I think," Martz said at a news conference. "Anybody that has trouble with the Ten Commandments, I think they have something going inside of them that would need a little help anyway."

Source for the quote here.