Ever Masturbated to an SDnet Member's Pictures?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-27 03:16pm

I'd actually feel privileged if someone masturbated to my picture. Must mean something is right.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-27 03:30pm

Joe wrote:No pictures, but maybe certain members' avatars....

heck, i'm beating off to your avatar right now.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-02-27 03:33pm

One yes from me! And speaking of avatars, I've been pondering getting off to mine...mmm goddess fred...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-27 03:50pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Joe wrote:No pictures, but maybe certain members' avatars....
heck, i'm beating off to your avatar right now.

I can't, however, say the same for you.

Mine isn't all that erotic either unless you're a masochist.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-02-27 04:17pm

I'm going to throw up.

In other words, no.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-27 04:20pm

Howedar wrote:I'm going to throw up.

In other words, no.

Haha, you're a breath of fresh ass to this board. I mean a breast of fresh... Oh feck.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-27 04:32pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
And one of them is only 13, so that leaves her out of the equation.

Are you referring to Fighter Of Foo?

I assume you are, and it comes as a bit of a surprise that she's only 13. I did know she was one of the younger members on the board, but on the pictures she posted, she IIRC appeared to be 15-16 years old.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-02-27 04:50pm

A note to anyone thinking about stroking their mules to my picture. I was not of age in my pictures, so I hope it ruins your libido to know what you're getting off on.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2004-02-27 04:51pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I think only three or so females have posted their pictures. So for every straight guy that votes yes, one of them was the lucky lady.
And one of them is only 13, so that leaves her out of the equation.
Are you referring to Fighter Of Foo?

I assume you are, and it comes as a bit of a surprise that she's only 13. I did know she was one of the younger members on the board, but on the pictures she posted, she IIRC appeared to be 15-16 years old.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you sick bastards. For the vast majority of board members, she falls well under the "half your age plus seven" rule of thumb.

Don't matter how old she looks.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-27 04:57pm

muse wrote:A note to anyone thinking about stroking their mules to my picture. I was not of age in my pictures, so I hope it ruins your libido to know what you're getting off on.

You posted pictures of yourself?

I must have missed it - but I have seen photos of Jmac and assume that you look a lot like her, just slighty taller and thinner.

(I, for some unexplainable reason, always envision an elder sibling as looking exactly like a lankier version of the younger one)

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-02-27 04:58pm

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:Yeah, yeah, yeah, you sick bastards. For the vast majority of board members, she falls well under the "half your age plus seven" rule of thumb. Don't matter how old she looks.

Yeah but here in europe we generally discard such american notions such as the ((Age/)2+7) rule, though 13, nonono!

I would say youngest it would be socially acceptable for me to date here would be 16-17(as in it would not be any eye-brow raising), I am 22.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-02-27 05:06pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:You posted pictures of yourself?

I must have missed it - but I have seen photos of Jmac and assume that you look a lot like her, just slighty taller and thinner.

(I, for some unexplainable reason, always envision an elder sibling as looking exactly like a lankier version of the younger one)

There's a couple pictures of me on in the artworks forum, they're buried somewhere in one of those huge "what do you look like?" threads. An yes, I do look a lot like my sister, enough so that at one point we were often mistaken for each other though now that we've both grown and filled in we don't look like twins anymore. Also, I'm the younger sister, jmac's 2 years older than me.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-02-27 05:09pm

First of all: Zaia is not a guy. I've seen a picture of her. (No, I will not give it out.)

Secondly: No member has given me a nude picture of themselves, and I find it hard to get off when looking at clothed people (underwear and swimwear notwithstanding). Note: Women only, please.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-02-27 05:12pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:First of all: Zaia is not a guy. I've seen a picture of her. (No, I will not give it out.)

Secondly: No member has given me a nude picture of themselves, and I find it hard to get off when looking at clothed people (underwear and swimwear notwithstanding). Note: Women only, please.

I posted that nude pic with jesus in the botm remember? and the man meat competition too.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-27 05:12pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:First of all: Zaia is not a guy. I've seen a picture of her. (No, I will not give it out.)

Secondly: No member has given me a nude picture of themselves, and I find it hard to get off when looking at clothed people (underwear and swimwear notwithstanding). Note: Women only, please.

Well shit, here I was hoping to unload the 300+ megabytes of nudes I've done and my main target had declined the offer.

Why? Why don't you love me anymore, Primus?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-02-27 05:21pm

No. I'm not that fucking deviant.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-02-27 05:29pm

Rye wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:First of all: Zaia is not a guy. I've seen a picture of her. (No, I will not give it out.)

Secondly: No member has given me a nude picture of themselves, and I find it hard to get off when looking at clothed people (underwear and swimwear notwithstanding). Note: Women only, please.
I posted that nude pic with jesus in the botm remember? and the man meat competition too.

You missed the note, Rye. Effeminate men don't count.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-02-27 06:03pm

Um ... no.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-02-27 06:06pm

Someone was *really* bored at work today...

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-02-27 06:07pm

Sometimes I wish everyone had seen The Muppet Show, specifically the parts where Sam the American Bald Eagle opens his door and pops his head out long enough to say, "You are all...WIERDOS".

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-02-27 06:11pm

This thread is wandering way too far into dangerous territory...

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