Question for the males

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-02-25 11:14am

I've found a girl who is enthusiastic about sex with me and is more likely than not sarcastic about christianity. I start crying out of joy.
Then I go down on her because I'm a gentleman.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 11:47am

the way i figure it, if i'm at the point with a woman where i'm taking off her panties, what's printed on them simply does not matter by then.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-02-25 11:48am

Hell yes!

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2004-02-25 01:21pm

I agree with Zod. If the girl has already let me get her pants off to see those doo-hickeys then by all means I must see what lies beneath.

And as to those pair that say "remember you pray with that mouth" It would be my intention that "Oh God" would be said many times because of my actions

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-02-25 01:48pm

Rogue 9 wrote:No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here.
...
Hey, 2262 to *Looks* 15? Keep posting, kid. Unless you're a shadow account, in which case I beg your pardon.

You've got 1 star, and at least half of those 2000+ posts of yours are you whining about how everyone here hates Christians. So stick a pin in your ego and get back down to Earth, kid.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 01:55pm

Rogue 9 wrote:
jairyn_1 wrote:I would be highly surprised, because as much as I talk about how Christianity is wrong.. well.. yeah.
No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here.

*knows jairyn's secret identity, laughs that rogue 9 hasn't figured it out by now*

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-02-25 02:26pm

Darth Wong wrote:Actually, this scenario is highly unrealistic anyway. Who inspects a girl's panties that carefully anyway? They're just packaging, after all.

Besides, if the date is really going well, her face is near your crotch, not the other way around

heretic!

im a pantie condesuor!!!!!

Mlenk · Post by **Mlenk** » 2004-02-25 02:28pm

Well if I've already gotten as far with her as taking her pants off and seeing her undies then I don't really give a damn if she's Christian or Atheist.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-02-25 02:34pm

Graham Norton is on the front page. That tells me all i need to know about the site. The panties themselves? while not quite Victoria's Secret any hole is a goal.....

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-25 02:45pm

Durandal wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:No offense, but 13 posts isn't really enough for you to have talked a lot on any subject around here.
...
Hey, 2262 to *Looks* 15? Keep posting, kid. Unless you're a shadow account, in which case I beg your pardon.
You've got 1 star, and at least half of those 2000+ posts of yours are you whining about how everyone here hates Christians. So stick a pin in your ego and get back down to Earth, kid.

Bullshit. Its only about an eighth at most.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-25 06:56pm

You know that would go well with "Catholic school girl" fetish types...

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-25 07:02pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:You know that would go well with "Catholic school girl" fetish types...

well, it's not our fault those uniforms look so fucking hot on the right girls, damnit. (the legal ones at any rate.)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-25 07:09pm

Yeah, start to make out, um could you wear a plaid pleated skirt, a white blouse, plaid tie, and knee high white socks next time?

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2004-02-25 07:24pm

Zod beat me to it.
If they are coming off, who cares what they say?
What if they say "Do not enter" on the back?

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-25 08:10pm

EmperorChrostas the Cruel wrote:Zod beat me to it.
If they are coming off, who cares what they say?
What if they say "Do not enter" on the back?

SD.Net. Take a wild guess.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-26 08:11am

I'd say it's a trick question, as there is no possible way I can get a girl down to her panties.

But, if I do, then I wouldn't mind what she has on her panties. And, does the WWJD on the panties stand for "Who Would Jesus Do?" rather than "What Would Jesus Do?"?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-02-26 10:09am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:And, does the WWJD on the panties stand for "Who Would Jesus Do?" rather than "What Would Jesus Do?"?

Suspecting what I do about Jesus "I never said anything about abstinence" Christ and his habit of hanging around prostitutes like Magdelene, I figure a little hippy free love was probably his style.

The SD.net verdict is in: Nothing impedes the penis' road to victory!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-26 10:52am

Lord Pounder wrote:Graham Norton is on the front page.

And who is Graham Norton, exactly?

BTW - as for the "ecclestial fetish" panties that's the original subject of this thread, I couldn't help but think of the Mercyful song "Nuns Have No Fun"... though whether or not I'll have intimate relations with her depends a bit on how serious she is about wearing them.

dworkin · Post by **dworkin** » 2004-02-27 05:58am

I forsee a geekfest as we discuss various parody sites with the host showing off their collection of silly stuff and us both trying it on. But I'm sure I'ld get arround to the bonking at some time.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-02-27 03:10pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:Graham Norton is on the front page.
And who is Graham Norton, exactly?

A somewhat mediocre entertainer who gets by by sheer virtue of being a bitchy gay man. He shows weird things to the public occasionally, where old people break their monacles at and go "my word!" or whatever.

All of his jokes are either outright bitching or "-and then i got off the bus, ahh" jokes.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-02-27 07:04pm

i´d bang her senseless.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-02-27 07:07pm

If I pulled a boys pants down and found his hot cock wrapped tightly by those, I would get the hugest boner. But that's because it's panties on a guy. :p

They're also better because GRAHAM showed them. HAHAHA. -I-

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-02-27 07:08pm

If I ever get that far, I won't care

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-02-27 07:12pm

That site REEKs 'Landover Baptist'...

And yes, I would, boy or (if she's hot enough) girl.

And wtf is up with this?

He's a hella cutey, but angel wings? D00d, ya forgot the horns!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-02-27 07:27pm

I would be too busy laughing at the moment to go any farther at that point in time.

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