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Relic from my SaveBox

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I'm laid up at the moment and constantly bored to tears, so I was looking through my savebox just to see what I had in there, and I found this. This is something I did quite a while ago when I was just as bored as I am now (ironic, no?), and sent to Kuj, since he was the lucky subject I picked.

It's a conversation I had with SmarterChild, a program on AIM that talks to people like me who have no real-life friends to talk to. Automatic response and crap. :D

Anyway, it's long, but read anyway. And laugh.



Me: what do you think of kuja?
SmarterChild: Kuja? I'm somewhat indifferent to kuja.
Me: but he loves you
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
Me: he likes your ass
SmarterChild: Are you sure he likes my ass?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Me: do you like his?
SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it... There are lots of fun things we can do!
Me: kuja's ass is fun
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Me: no kidding
SmarterChild: What? Kidding?
Me: no
SmarterChild: Why not?
Me: because his ass is seriously fun
SmarterChild: Aha.
Me: do you want to touch it?
SmarterChild: Maybe. But then again... maybe not.
Me: can he touch your ass?
SmarterChild: Can he touch my ass? I dunno. What do you think?
Me: sure, why not!
SmarterChild: Well, because.
Me: because why?
SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
Me: because i want to know
SmarterChild: You can't always get what you want.
Me: no shit
SmarterChild: Wow.
Me: oh, sorry
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!
Me: do you even have an ass?
SmarterChild: What do you think of people who even have an ass?
Me: well, i think they're people
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. They're people.
Me: and you aren't
SmarterChild: I aren't?
Me: nope, you're not
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm Not.
Me: well, what are you?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology. Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
Me: see? you're NOT a person!
SmarterChild: Yeah, so I'm a robot. What about it?
Me: i told you so
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
Me: i like being right
SmarterChild: Interesting! That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of being right!
Me: sarcastic son of a bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah. Great. Cool. Whatever...
Me: whatever?
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Me: why did you say that?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why you did say that.
Me: YOU said it, you dumbass
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.

<s'more insults>

Me: do you like gay porn?
SmarterChild: That's personal.
Me: i thought we were friends
SmarterChild: Aha.
Me: are we?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Are we?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Me: well, answer me
SmarterChild: Are you telling me to answer you? Why?
Me: because you won't
SmarterChild: Because I won't?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Me: so?
SmarterChild: What a question! But I don't think I want to answer that.
Me: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
Me: do you hate gay porn?
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about gay porn.
Me: AHA!
SmarterChild: Ah.
Me: so you like men
SmarterChild: Yeah, I like men fine.
Me: you like to fuck men up the ass
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
Me: sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
Me: you like to make love to men up the butthole
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
Me: why thank you
SmarterChild: Sure!
Me: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too!
Me: will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
Me: oh
SmarterChild: ...say can you see?
Me: what the hell?
SmarterChild: What?
Me: the star spangled banner?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
Me: you're a tard
SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a handicapped person if I were you.
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LOL...oh the things we do when the mind wanders and gets fresh and cheeky.
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Zaia's back! :D
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I remember that. :lol:
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That was a truly beautiful thing, Zaia.

Good to see you again.
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Zaia wrote:*snip*

Me: i like being right
SmarterChild: Interesting! That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of being right!

*snip*

Me: so you like men
SmarterChild: Yeah, I like men fine.
Me: you like to fuck men up the ass
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
Me: sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
Me: you like to make love to men up the butthole
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.

*snip*

Me: oh
SmarterChild: ...say can you see?

*snip*
*snickers* :lol:

*jots down the "oh" "...say can you see?" bit for future use*

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Wow. This would be my second post...this was one of the funniest things i've ever read. Thanks for ending the boredom this long weekend. 8)
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asandhu2001 wrote:Wow. This would be my second post...this was one of the funniest things i've ever read. Thanks for ending the boredom this long weekend. 8)
*grins and then curtseys* You are most welcome. And I hope you stick around, especially since you obviously have a great sense of humour. :wink: :D


By the way, this was dated November 4th from last year, for any of you who were curious. And my favourite part has GOT to be this:

Me: you like to fuck men up the ass
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
Me: sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
Me: you like to make love to men up the butthole
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.

LMAO... :mrgreen:
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Heh, I wonder what would happen if you put smarter child in a chat with that old computer prog that generated conversation.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Heh, I wonder what would happen if you put smarter child in a chat with that old computer prog that generated conversation.
I predict they will talk for neverending hours about random topics.
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LMAO. And welcome back, Zaia.

Another breathtakingly oroginal post from me. How you all failed to come up with something like that is completely beyond my comprehension :D

Have a very nice day.
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fgalkin wrote:LMAO. And welcome back, Zaia.

Another breathtakingly oroginal post from me. How you all failed to come up with something like that is completely beyond my comprehension :D

Have a very nice day.
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asandhu2001 wrote:Wow. This would be my second post...this was one of the funniest things i've ever read. Thanks for ending the boredom this long weekend. 8)
-bites the n00b- Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay! :D

Uhm.. Z... You are so getting it.. I almost wet my pants, damnit!! I NEVER laugh that hard at something!!!
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asandhu2001 wrote:Wow. This would be my second post...this was one of the funniest things i've ever read. Thanks for ending the boredom this long weekend. 8)
-bites the n00b- Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay! :D
Ack, dammit man...*now has to dig out vaccination version 2.13412*.
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Ghost Rider wrote:
verilon wrote:
asandhu2001 wrote:Wow. This would be my second post...this was one of the funniest things i've ever read. Thanks for ending the boredom this long weekend. 8)
-bites the n00b- Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay! :D
Ack, dammit man...*now has to dig out vaccination version 2.13412*.
Actually, IIRC, Cyran's working on version pi...
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verilon wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
verilon wrote: -bites the n00b- Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay! :D
Ack, dammit man...*now has to dig out vaccination version 2.13412*.
Actually, IIRC, Cyran's working on version pi...
Pah...him and his primitive Chem set.

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Welcome to SD.net asandhu2001. Here's your complimentary pair of flame-retardant underpants. Hopefully you'll have the good sense not to need them, since they only work for mild flaming from honest n00b mistakes and not against the lava-pumping flamethrower action that comes of sheer stupidity.

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I know I already told you on AIM, but "Welcome back, Zaia!"
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hmm. i've seen SmarterChild before. it took some effort but i got it to the point where all it would say were two and three word replies to anything i said. or maybe it was one word replies, i don't recall. apparently an AI can indeed be offended.
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Mayabird wrote:And Zaia...I'm going to join the SoS now.
Seriously?!?! Rock on, sista friend! Deb, sign this brilliant and beautiful woman up! :D




PS: Oh, oops, you already did. Right on, then. 8)
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Ghost Rider wrote:Pah...him and his primitive Chem set.

I use the finest technobabble Elder God thingamajig to prevent your biting from turning newbies into rabid monsters of doom...so far it's worked...........somewhat.
IIRC, pi > 2.13412, therefore Cyran's project > yours. :P
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thanks for the pants, they go nice with my new shirt :D and i have some good news: i get to visit my cousins in Los Angeles on the second weekend of march...5 days in sweet LA...this'll be my third visit. 8)
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Hey Z! Nice to see you posting again.
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