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A rhetorical question.

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Have you ever slapped the cheese out of a biscuit?
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there's only one response proper to this topic. :wtf:
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"Rhetorical" is misleading. "Stupid" would be a better title.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:"Rhetorical" is misleading. "Stupid" would be a better title.
My 1st grade teacher told me there was no such thing as a stupid question 8)
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Hamel wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:"Rhetorical" is misleading. "Stupid" would be a better title.
My 1st grade teacher told me there was no such thing as a stupid question 8)
Only stupid people.
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Hamel, if you're that bored, go slap the cheeze out of your biscuit. :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hamel, if you're that bored, go slap the cheeze out of your biscuit. :P
Thy Lord slappeth his biscuit, spilling his cheese on Job's sandals (Noble Romans 14:29-40 NLT)
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Hah, that last one was disturbing.
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Hmm. Slap the cheese out of your biscut?
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Unless that's a vague masturbation reference (what isn't these days?), then I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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Are there biscuits with cheese in them?
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Hamel wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:"Rhetorical" is misleading. "Stupid" would be a better title.
My 1st grade teacher told me there was no such thing as a stupid question 8)
One of my brother's sixth grade teachers told him, "There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid answers. But in your case we will make an exception."
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Hamel wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hamel, if you're that bored, go slap the cheeze out of your biscuit. :P
Thy Lord slappeth his biscuit, spilling his cheese on Job's sandals (Noble Romans 14:29-40 NLT)
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Yes. It was difficult.
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Of course it was a masturbation reference!! Jeeze... :P
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Hamel wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:"Rhetorical" is misleading. "Stupid" would be a better title.
My 1st grade teacher told me there was no such thing as a stupid question 8)
Only stupid people.
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Re: A rhetorical question.

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Hamel wrote:Have you ever slapped the cheese out of a biscuit?
No but I have eaten both cheese AND biscuit. :lol: :lol:
And it was yummy too.
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