007: Everything or Nothing

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-02-28 12:25am

Okay, the opening is Bond. The theme song is Bond. It has the likeness and voice talents of the respective actors. Yet after about four maybe five levels, this has proven to be one of the shittiest games thus far. I'm trying to fight Jaws in a game with like two fighting movies. So far, the only plus is when you pause, Shannon Elizabeth walks on screen in a tight ass dress. Unfortunately the only thing that could save this game is watching her get it up the ass, but that ain't gonna happen. Luckily I rented Sonic Heroes and it's been at least enjoyable to play. Bleh! Wait. Just beat Jaws, his stupid ass just walked into a pillar of electricity.

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-02-28 01:08am

If you think that part is stupid, wait until they explain about the nanomachine clouds that can destroy the world, and Hidi Klum and Willam Defoe pull of some of the worst acting ever, and then you chase Jaws down the street on a motorcycle, but it's ok! You have unlimited rockets and flamethrowers. Oh, and nanobots dont work on platium, so Wilam Defoe builds tanks out of platium to take over the world with flesh/metal-eating nanobots crammed into explosive shells...oh, you heard me.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-02-28 01:14am

No dude. I just turned it off and threw my controller to the ground. That's it. I can't handle anymore. Luckily I've rented Sonic Heroes so I'll post something about that in a minute. I'm not gonna play Bond anymore though. It's due back on Monday anyways. Funny thing is, my cousin, Stampede on the boards here, he bought it for Xbox. Hahahahahaha. Should have stuck to Goldeneye bud.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-02-28 01:35am

Yeah.... funny how all the non-Rare Bond games suck...

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-02-28 08:33pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Yeah.... funny how all the non-Rare Bond games suck...

I beg to differ. The World is Not Enough rocked (except for level 6, the stealth was a bitch).

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-02-28 09:39pm

TWINE was okay, but the multiplayer did suck. The bots were atrocious, you couldn't have good and bad players on the same side (WTF?), the maps were boring, and it seemed like it purposely respawned you right next to the guy who killed you.