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Stargate SG-1 is Evil (aka SG-1 = Crack)

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So I've managed to avoid watching SG-1 for almost 6 years. I usually avoid series based on movies because they always suck. I dodge it, weave around it, and basically stick my head in the sand whenever SG-1 came up.

Finally, some friends of mine are in the process of buying all the DVDs, and they tell me that I should at least give the show a chance. So I take Seasons 1,2 home with me and watch them.

Now, I am hopelessly addicted. Let this be a lesson, don't be afraid to give anything a chance. Of course, now I that I've finished season 2, I'm like a crack addict looking for his next fix. I'll be getting season 3 in about a week, but I can't wait that long. My hands shake as I type this because I'm going through withdrawal.

If the rest of the series is even better than seasons 1,2, then I am truly screwed.
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You're fucked :mrgreen: The following seasons will get exponentially better.
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I haven't seen the older seasons, but I've started watching it on Sci-Fi...
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I am right there with ya. I started watching Stargate on Sci-Fi about a month ago, and now everytime it is Monday I go around smiling and screaming, "ITS STARGATE MONDAY!!!!" I more then likely will try and get some of the seasons. Which are the best?
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Wait until you see season 3 and 4. You'll be so high you won't wanna stop taking the drug.
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Yes, I think season 4 was probably the high point. Not that there has been a particularly low point.
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From seasons 2 onwards they just keep getting better.

Of the completed seasons, I think season 6 would be the lowest point for the show so far. But even season 6 of SG-1 is a lot better than the best of Enterprise
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Season 4 has "Window of Opportunity", thus it is the best season ever.
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Any half-serious half-comedic self poking episode (like Wormhole Xtreme!) is good. All of those episodes like that.
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ggs wrote:From seasons 2 onwards they just keep getting better.

Of the completed seasons, I think season 6 would be the lowest point for the show so far. But even season 6 of SG-1 is a lot better than the best of Enterprise
I'd say season 6 was the second best season in SG1 after season 4 personaly. Jonas rocked, Daneil had a few episodes but they were GREAT episodes, Jonas turned Teal'c from someone who occasionly raises an eyebrow and says 'indeed' to a major character again, we got to see the X303 and X-302...

Season 7 has been better then I thought it would be...but season 8 worries me to HELL given what we have heard confirmed about it.
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kojikun wrote:Any half-serious half-comedic self poking episode (like Wormhole Xtreme!) is good. All of those episodes like that.
God I think there were something like 200 Cameos in that episode from SG1 people, MGM people. Preaty much all the writers and directors were on it at some point, they poked fun at past SG1 episodes and decisions on the show....frigen amazing episode.
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And lets not forget the wonky scientist dudes who are obsessed with Star Trek, one of whom is played by the same guy who plays Phlox.
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And the holo-doc from Voyager has been appering a bit of late...
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Bah, Stargate. :P

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kojikun wrote:And lets not forget the wonky scientist dudes who are obsessed with Star Trek, one of whom is played by the same guy who plays Phlox.
Whoa I never noticed that!
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They seem to be rounding up surplus ST doctors....wonder why ;)
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Keevan_Colton wrote:They seem to be rounding up surplus ST doctors....wonder why ;)
They feel sorry for the actors and want to give them parts on a real T.V. show?

I think alot of the shows producers are Sci-fi fans. There have been alot of references to other Sci-Fi franchises throughout the series (The attack on Anubis' supership in the second ep. of season 7 comes to mind.)
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Darksider wrote:(The attack on Anubis' supership in the second ep. of season 7 comes to mind.)
"I thought we were going with Red Leader on this one."
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Jack is always referencing phasers, etc when talking about the fighter plane, too. I think they're all big scifi geeks. They've got to be.
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kojikun wrote:Jack is always referencing phasers, etc when talking about the fighter plane, too. I think they're all big scifi geeks. They've got to be.
He wanted to name the X-303 "Enterprise". He also handels the technobabble quite amusingly.

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I think the SG-1 writers know people hate technobabble, so Jack's purpose is to basicly tell the audience "Yeah we hate it too, but here is the plot device it's creating"

Yeah I think all the SG-1 members are big sci-fi junkies, especially Teal'c.
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"Teal'c, you've seen it, what, seven tim-"
"Eight."
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Darksider wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:They seem to be rounding up surplus ST doctors....wonder why ;)
They feel sorry for the actors and want to give them parts on a real T.V. show?
It's because they're character actors, so they do a lot of parts for different shows/films.

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