Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-03-01 05:52pm

You gotta do what you gotta do.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-01 05:54pm

she was jealous - what a bitch

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-01 06:03pm

she complained at 5 in the afternoon? feh. that's cheap. . . .

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-03-01 06:05pm

Well, there *are* laws against noise polution in Germany... So she'd possibly won if the guy hadn't moved.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-03-01 06:09pm

A tape recorder and a free file server would have gone a long way towards resolving the situation, plus it would have mad it funner for us.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-03-01 06:10pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:A tape recorder and a free file server would have gone a long way towards resolving the situation, plus it would have mad it funner for us.

I've long considered doing that to some of the dorms last year on campus at uni. The racket you hear in the early hours from some guys and gals is amazing. I'm sure I could've made 10 hours of stuff if you were, ahem, so inclined to listen to that.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-03-01 06:21pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'm sure I could've made 10 hours of stuff if you were, ahem, so inclined to listen to that.

I not one of those people who gets off listening to other people, well, getting it on, but man I could sure use that for some sweet practical jokes.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-03-01 06:23pm

Big Brother would've been much better if it was set within a student campus and not some shit house. The possibilities are endless... well, no, just sex, but that's as good as.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-01 06:27pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Big Brother would've been much better if it was set within a student campus and not some shit house. The possibilities are endless... well, no, just sex, but that's as good as.

Not just. Actually, I've never heard my neighbors having sex. (I count myself lucky.) But there's other stuff. Eeeeevil things.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-01 11:29pm

As my buddy says to us every time I visit his cottage with my GF, "the walls aren't soundproof".

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-02 12:00am

Those wacky Germans.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-03-02 03:35am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:A tape recorder and a free file server would have gone a long way towards resolving the situation, plus it would have mad it funner for us.
I've long considered doing that to some of the dorms last year on campus at uni. The racket you hear in the early hours from some guys and gals is amazing. I'm sure I could've made 10 hours of stuff if you were, ahem, so inclined to listen to that.

I would think that would be rather depressing.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-03-02 08:23am

Rogue 9 wrote: Not just. Actually, I've never heard my neighbors having sex. (I count myself lucky.) But there's other stuff. Eeeeevil things.

then you must not live in a dorm. freshmen dorms are the worst.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-03-02 08:38am

I think the simple answer is the Woman was jelous that Noisy-Man wasn't slipping her the sausage instead.

Christ if i had to report my neighbour every time she went a few pitches above the PSNI would have a car perminantky outside her house.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-03-02 11:44am

There's nothing more entertaining than listening to the midnight news in a vain attempt to drown out the girl next door having sex with her boyfriend, it's all very amusing...

BONG!
This is the Midnight News on Radio4...
Ooooohhhhh, Yes! Yes!
BONG!
Tensions mount in Iraq.
Oh, Dave, that's fantastic, yes!

Etc, you get the point...