Lower half of the bell curve...

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2004-03-02 11:44am

More proof that Paris Hilton is a shameful blot on the human gene pool.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-03-02 11:49am

Peter Jackson should have jumped in with her and bitchslapped the stupid out of her. A futile task which would likely end in her death, but I can safely say that the benefits to humanity would be great.

fgalkin2 · Post by **fgalkin2** » 2004-03-02 11:52am

She shouldn't even have been there. Her movie credits consist of making a porn video.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-03-02 11:58am

...seriously, is this girl just trying her hardest to make herself look like a fool?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-03-02 12:00pm

The Kernel wrote:...seriously, is this girl just trying her hardest to make herself look like a fool?

It's a natural talent.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-03-02 12:01pm

If Natural Selection were still a factor she would have been devoured by wolves shortly after she learned to walk.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-03-02 12:04pm

Lazy Raptor wrote:If Natural Selection were still a factor she would have been devoured by wolves shortly after she learned to walk.

I don't know. I think she'd asphyixiate trying to find the exit to the womb or somehow tunnel into the stomach and melt in conentrated acid.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-03-02 12:17pm

The sad thing is many young women look at Paris Hilton as some sort of role model and idolize her "cute and adorable ignorance."

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-03-02 12:29pm

What a stupid bitch! She should have known that the flowers floating on the surface of a calf high hole was covering up water! Cause we all see that kind of shit all the time!

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-02 03:25pm

fgalkin2 wrote:She shouldn't even have been there. Her movie credits consist of making a porn video.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

She gives great head though

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-03-02 03:43pm

fgalkin2 wrote:She shouldn't even have been there. Her movie credits consist of making a porn video.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Technically she's been in 10 movies.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2004-03-02 04:09pm

So, if I go look in a dictionary for the term "Dumb Blonde", I'll find a picture of her, right?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-02 05:14pm

If I was a rich guy, and ended up having a daughter that dumb, I'd give her share of the fortune to charity.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-03-02 05:22pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If I was a rich guy, and ended up having a daughter that dumb, I'd give her share of the fortune to charity.

Oh, you wouldn't want her to starve, would you?

'Course, not like that's gonna happen after "simple Life"

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-03-02 05:33pm

I just realized something...she's got one screwed up nose.

And I knew for a while now that she was a dumbass, but that's a given.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-02 07:00pm

She is proving right the jokes about stupid blondes.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-02 07:04pm

Nathan F wrote:I just realized something...she's got one screwed up nose.

Yeah, I just noticed it in that picture in the link.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-02 07:05pm

The only thing more idiotic then her falling into a pool that wasn't even knee-deep is the fact that Ananova felt compelled to devote it its own news article. I mean really, who fucking cares?

Nathan: You're right. Her nose is definately screwed up, as is the rest of her face. She looks so naturally smarmy that I cannot stand to look at her.