Things NOT to Say to a Naked Woman

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-03-02 04:30pm

Things NOT to say to a naked woman...

You must be very experienced.
Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?
Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.
I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.
Would you mind rolling around in this flour.
I heard carpenters dream about you.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?
Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish?
I've been wondering all night what that smell was.
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Everybody down at the bar said you were good.
Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away. Huh?
I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so.
You're not 'that' fat.
Wow, you like it the same way your sister does.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-02 07:06pm

"Let me give you the adress of a good plastic surgeon."

GoldenFalcon · Post by **GoldenFalcon** » 2004-03-02 07:17pm

- How long are ya gonna stay naked?

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-03-02 07:34pm

"Oh sorry! I'm gay. I thought you were a man."

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-02 07:39pm

"What the hell is that!?"

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-02 07:56pm

"Are your boobs real?"

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-03-02 08:02pm

"Connect the dots, La, La, Lala. Connect the dots, La, La, Lala."

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-02 08:16pm

"From this angle, you look like my mom."

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-03-02 08:29pm

"So, is that ever going to clear up?"

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-03-02 08:31pm

"I just realized I'm asexual"

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-03-02 08:34pm

"Did you see Oprah last night?"

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-02 09:08pm

"So that was a push-up bra."

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2004-03-02 09:11pm

You sure you're not my sister?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-02 09:36pm

"Are you sure you didn't lose something in there?"

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-03-02 09:51pm

Just be sure to tell me if I'm in the right fold.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-03-02 09:58pm

Something a naked woman said to my friend while he was banging her:

"I have crabs."

She then pointed out her aquarium with hermit crabs in it.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-03-02 10:12pm

"I've been wondering all night what that smell was."

Oh, oh, yes.

Crimson Raine

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-03-02 11:41pm

" Oh, that's you. I thought a St.Bernard got in here."

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-03-03 12:06am

"Why are there three of them?"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-03 12:31am

"Uh... what's with the second slit?"

"What's with the surgery scars?"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-03 12:40am

"I thought only guys had those?"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-03-03 01:21am

anarchistbunny wrote:Something a naked woman said to my friend while he was banging her:

"I have crabs."

She then pointed out her aquarium with hermit crabs in it.

LOL!! Nice one.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-03 01:28am

anarchistbunny wrote:Something a naked woman said to my friend while he was banging her:

"I have crabs."

She then pointed out her aquarium with hermit crabs in it.

I don't get it, and I'm not quite sure I want to.