Accidental condom inhalation during fellatio

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-02 12:53pm

who the fuck wears condoms during oral sex?

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2004-03-02 12:57pm

Darth_Zod wrote: who the fuck wears condoms during oral sex?

Maybe she not wanted to swallow it?

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2004-03-02 12:59pm

I thought thats why they made flavored condoms? unless its meant to do the same thing those little pine tree car air fresheners do...

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-03-02 01:01pm

Darth_Zod wrote: who the fuck wears condoms during oral sex?

It's called safe sex. To help prevent sexually transmitted diseases.

On a side note, yes, condoms during oral sex are because she doesn't want to swallow. Especially the flavored ones.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-02 01:01pm

i dunno. i always thought that the idea of having oral sex was so you wouldn't have to bother with protection and not worry about getting anyone pregnant, yet still get it off.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-02 01:01pm

Sporkzen wrote:I thought thats why they made flavored condoms? unless its meant to do the same thing those little pine tree car air fresheners do...

What, make dicks smell forest-pine fresh? Get outta here...

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-02 01:14pm

true. but it's typically much less of a risk than it is with vaginal or anal.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-03-02 01:15pm

Yes, but condoms taste disgusting...

What's wrong with a mouth guard?

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-03-02 01:34pm

Shes was probably drunk or stoned (or both) when she performed the activity, and didn't remember doing it.

Alternitivly, should could just be an idiot who dismissed the signifigance of having a piece of rubber lodged in her lungs.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-03-02 01:34pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i dunno. i always thought that the idea of having oral sex was so you wouldn't have to bother with protection and not worry about getting anyone pregnant, yet still get it off.

Oral sex combines the two activities the average man never gets tired of.

Sex
Not moving. At all.

That is why it's so popular, not because it's a method of birth control or sure-fire way to prevent STD's.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-03-02 02:38pm

This is funny, I feel sorry for her but it's still very very funny.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-02 02:50pm

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Shes was probably drunk or stoned (or both) when she performed the activity, and didn't remember doing it.

Alternitivly, should could just be an idiot who dismissed the signifigance of having a piece of rubber lodged in her lungs.

If she was drunk she would have ended sucking an unprotected weiner.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-02 02:51pm

Montcalm wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Shes was probably drunk or stoned (or both) when she performed the activity, and didn't remember doing it.

Alternitivly, should could just be an idiot who dismissed the signifigance of having a piece of rubber lodged in her lungs.
If she was drunk she would have ended sucking an unprotected weiner.

considering she swallowed the condom i think it's safe to say that she did.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-02 03:12pm

Flavored condoms are teh nasty. As are flavoured lubes. And you wear a condom during oral sex to prevent STIs from transmitting.

How in the hell someone manages to inhale a condom and not suffocate, though, is ... perplexing, to say the least..

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-02 07:10pm

One of the weirdest things I heard recently.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-03-02 07:27pm

Of course she might have thought she'd swallowed it rather than sucked it into a lung.....with the shit people keep turning up with in thier stomachs its not a big stretch.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-03-02 09:53pm

verilon wrote:How in the hell someone manages to inhale a condom and not suffocate, though, is ... perplexing, to say the least..

People do it all the time to smuggle drugs into the US.

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2004-03-02 11:02pm

Durandal wrote:
verilon wrote:How in the hell someone manages to inhale a condom and not suffocate, though, is ... perplexing, to say the least..
People do it all the time to smuggle drugs into the US.

That's swallow I though, not inhale.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-02 11:10pm

Luke Starkiller wrote:
Durandal wrote:
verilon wrote:How in the hell someone manages to inhale a condom and not suffocate, though, is ... perplexing, to say the least..
People do it all the time to smuggle drugs into the US.
That's swallow I thought, not inhale.

Ditto.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-02 11:25pm

How the hell does she end up with a condom in her lung?

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2004-03-03 08:17am

How hard would this woman had to have sucked to do that anyways?

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-03-03 09:42am

When people choke on a piece of food, the food normally lodges in the trachea. She sucked that dick so hard, the condom flew all the way into one of her bronchus tubes. I think she saw one too many Hoover bowling ball commercials

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-03-03 10:23am

Sporkzen wrote:How hard would this woman had to have sucked to do that anyways?

Oh, i'd assume prety hard.

(Rim-shot!

)

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-03 11:51am

18-Till-I-Die wrote: (Rim-shot! )

No, it was fellatio.

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-03-03 11:55am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
18-Till-I-Die wrote: (Rim-shot! )
No, it was fellatio.

Oh, shit, you're right! I get my sexual acts mixed up sometimes...which has lead to more than one 'mishap'.

(Dont ask, dont tell, pray the damn thing heals)