Need A Girlfriend?

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-02 11:04pm

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-02 11:07pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh this is just too classic....and that end bit of sending you a final letter begging you to come back.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-03-02 11:09pm

Wow. That's really sad.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-02 11:09pm

Damn this being fake!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-02 11:26pm

I wonder how many people have signed up for it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-02 11:30pm

A parody of the best caliber: one that doesn't let on.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-03-02 11:39pm

LOL... that is funny. I would of never used it but i know a couple of people that need it. Good way to try and make a girl jeolous

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-03 12:41am

Erm... Riiiiggggghhhhhttttttttt. *Clears history.* Wouldn't want my roommate stumbling across that next time he's too lazy to switch on his own computer to check his e-mail. Might leave the wrong impression.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-03 12:44am

Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-03 01:21am

Darth Wong wrote:Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?

Eventually. But you can string people along with complex lies for quite some time because most people are too polite to come out and say, "I don't think your girlfriend exists."

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-03 01:28am

RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?
Eventually. But you can string people along with complex lies for quite some time because most people are too polite to come out and say, "I don't think your girlfriend exists."

Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-03 01:30am

Darth Wong wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?
Eventually. But you can string people along with complex lies for quite some time because most people are too polite to come out and say, "I don't think your girlfriend exists."
Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.

Mike, I don't think anyone on this board has any doubts as to how polite you are.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-03-03 01:36am

Wasn't there a thread about this kinda thing being auctioned on EBay a little while ago?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-03 01:40am

Dorsk 81 wrote:Wasn't there a thread about this kinda thing being auctioned on EBay a little while ago?

Yes I belive there was.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-03 01:40am

Rogue 9 wrote:Erm... Riiiiggggghhhhhttttttttt. *Clears history.* Wouldn't want my roommate stumbling across that next time he's too lazy to switch on his own computer to check his e-mail. Might leave the wrong impression.

Please we already know you kept it in your Favorites folder.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-03 01:51am

Erm... No. Even if I was that pathetic, I have better things to spend my money on.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-03 01:55am

Rogue 9 wrote:Erm... No. Even if I was that pathetic, I have better things to spend my money on.

Bad pr0n?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-03-03 01:55am

It's a good business idea. That much is true. I sent the link to my cousin, she needs the money.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-03 02:15am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Erm... No. Even if I was that pathetic, I have better things to spend my money on.
Bad pr0n?

No. Food, tuition, my orthodontist, D&D books, instrument repair, and a whole list of other things. I'm completely broke. And not that desperate.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-03 02:17am

Rogue 9 wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Erm... No. Even if I was that pathetic, I have better things to spend my money on.
Bad pr0n?
No. Food, tuition, my orthodontist, D&D books, instrument repair, and a whole list of other things. I'm completely broke. And not that desperate.

Also, free pr0n is rampant on the net.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-03-03 04:04am

Darth Wong wrote:Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?

Mike, that's why you call it a long-distance relationship.

I should know about long-distance relationships. Three of my friends have indulged/are indulging in those, and I've been burned twice by meeting great girls only to find they were involved in long-distance relationships. *twitch* *twitch*

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-03-03 08:43am

I feel cheated by this thread. Is this not the kind of thread that an announcement was made about, i.e. a misleading title?

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-03-03 10:32am

Bah, you think that's bad? A couple years back there was a company called "Coincidence Design" (now defunct) that was aparently staffed by private investigator types who would stalk a girl of your choosing, find out everything about her and arrange a chance meeting for around $50,000.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-03-03 10:36am

Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.

That is just .... so Stardestroyer.net.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2004-03-03 11:51am

This is hilarious. I've never even been on a date, and I'm not desperate enough to make use of this site.