Do they make drinks that taste like blood?

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Do they make drinks that taste like blood?

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I was wondering this because I'm sure there'd be a niche market for it.

So does anyone know if these drinks exist?
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None that I know of. I suppose you could always cut yourself and drink from that. :D
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that slightly bitter coppery taste? most people won't keep it down when drunk in decent amounts. So how will you advertize it? "We make you puke - guaranteed"?

Oh, and you are talking about human blood, not pig or chicken?
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Jawawithagun wrote:that slightly bitter coppery taste? most people won't keep it down when drunk in decent amounts. So how will you advertize it? "We make you puke - guaranteed"?

Oh, and you are talking about human blood, not pig or chicken?
Aye, human.

I've cut myself a few times, and started to like the taste.
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It's ok when i get paper cuts or something, but I think it would be nasty in mouthfuls =T
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Gandalf wrote:I was wondering this because I'm sure there'd be a niche market for it.

So does anyone know if these drinks exist?
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Gandalf wrote:
Jawawithagun wrote:that slightly bitter coppery taste? most people won't keep it down when drunk in decent amounts. So how will you advertize it? "We make you puke - guaranteed"?

Oh, and you are talking about human blood, not pig or chicken?
Aye, human.

I've cut myself a few times, and started to like the taste.
Hmm, you're just like me about that... :)
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I remember at a local bar one time i took a shot of something that tasted like blood. Was not good... too sweet for shots imo. Its not really a marketable taste for larger quantities than a shotglass. Even then most people would gag from it.
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Sporkzen wrote:I remember at a local bar one time i took a shot of something that tasted like blood. Was not good... too sweet for shots imo. Its not really a marketable taste for larger quantities than a shotglass. Even then most people would gag from it.
I never thought of doing anything more than shots with it.
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I probably wouldn't drink it, but I do find the taste of small amounts of blood to be rather good. Then again I am used to the taste thanks to an OCD/nervous habit of biting the inside of my mouth.
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