Interesting Dreams v2.0
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Interesting Dreams v2.0
I dreamt a Matrix/Lord of the Rings crossover. No, I'm not kidding, I'm serious.
Some construction worker finds the ring, some business-like CEO, evil baddie dude wants it. For some reason the ring doesn't affect the nice construction worker. The Matrix crew is also in there, trying to help out the construction worker.
Anyway, in the ending scene, everyone's in a courtroom. Somehow, the news of the conflict got public and they're putting the matter on court for some reason. Anyway, the construction worker's on the witness stand and giving his account and what not. In one of the guest seats, the evil CEO dude stands up and says something like, "You are not <something-something>. The ring is mines!"
And suddenly, chairs around the courtroom start picking themselves up and flying toward the construction worker, who tries to avoid them by hiding behind his witness stand. Apparently, the ring is bowing to the evil dude's wishes or something and making the chairs throw themselves at the construction worker.
Anyway, the construction worker makes a break from the entrance to the courtroom and has just gotten out when the evil dude sends like fifty or so chairs flying toward the worker.
Neo jumps in and kicks al lthe chairs back at the evil dude with one sweep kick. The evil dude has split into five or six evil dudes, like how Smith does in Reloaded. Probably more work of the ring.
Neo and the evil dude then start duking it out in the middle of the courtroom, burly brawl-like but much cooler.
That's when the dream ended.
Some construction worker finds the ring, some business-like CEO, evil baddie dude wants it. For some reason the ring doesn't affect the nice construction worker. The Matrix crew is also in there, trying to help out the construction worker.
Anyway, in the ending scene, everyone's in a courtroom. Somehow, the news of the conflict got public and they're putting the matter on court for some reason. Anyway, the construction worker's on the witness stand and giving his account and what not. In one of the guest seats, the evil CEO dude stands up and says something like, "You are not <something-something>. The ring is mines!"
And suddenly, chairs around the courtroom start picking themselves up and flying toward the construction worker, who tries to avoid them by hiding behind his witness stand. Apparently, the ring is bowing to the evil dude's wishes or something and making the chairs throw themselves at the construction worker.
Anyway, the construction worker makes a break from the entrance to the courtroom and has just gotten out when the evil dude sends like fifty or so chairs flying toward the worker.
Neo jumps in and kicks al lthe chairs back at the evil dude with one sweep kick. The evil dude has split into five or six evil dudes, like how Smith does in Reloaded. Probably more work of the ring.
Neo and the evil dude then start duking it out in the middle of the courtroom, burly brawl-like but much cooler.
That's when the dream ended.
What's her bust size!?
It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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I had some weird shit happen last week.
I can't remember the dream well, basically whatever it was there was a lot of images flashing fast. I think they were violent or intense. I hear a loud whisper saying "I love you." My eyes spring open.
I can't remember the dream well, basically whatever it was there was a lot of images flashing fast. I think they were violent or intense. I hear a loud whisper saying "I love you." My eyes spring open.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Last semester I dreamt that my Biology professor was a pedaphile. Though it was just a dream I felt a bit wierd in the next lecture session.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
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I keep falling off those fucking cliffs! Jolts me awake and I fall out of bed.
But that's not as bad as the one when I was being chased by a swarm of giant hornets. One stung me in the leg and it hurt like hell. My leg went numb and so did everything else. I couldn't move. The rest of the swarm proceeded to sting me to death. When I woke up, I had a wicked cramp in the leg.
But that's not as bad as the one when I was being chased by a swarm of giant hornets. One stung me in the leg and it hurt like hell. My leg went numb and so did everything else. I couldn't move. The rest of the swarm proceeded to sting me to death. When I woke up, I had a wicked cramp in the leg.
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I dreamed the other night that I was in the Matrix, but it turned out later that it was humans keeping us in pods- so they could eat us! And the rebels don't get you out by giving you a pill; they hack into the matrix and make your life a living hell to the point where you realize that there has to be an outside force doing this, and once you realized this, you were free.
So first I got attacked by zombies in the local mall. Then I had dinner in some sushi joint with my brother, and there were fountains everywhere- with the huge, ugly, coelacanth like fish constantly sticking their hideous faces out and shouting obscenities at me. Finally, I said "Fuck this!" and walked out, and two girls from school who were there told my to grow up, as they were walking out. I kind of stewed, when suddenly, I was freed- and I Took off runnign like the Flash- what I saw was basically going at 200 miles an hour. I caught up with the two girls, and jumped over them 20 feet in the air, and broke the concrete when I landed.
That was the end of it.
So first I got attacked by zombies in the local mall. Then I had dinner in some sushi joint with my brother, and there were fountains everywhere- with the huge, ugly, coelacanth like fish constantly sticking their hideous faces out and shouting obscenities at me. Finally, I said "Fuck this!" and walked out, and two girls from school who were there told my to grow up, as they were walking out. I kind of stewed, when suddenly, I was freed- and I Took off runnign like the Flash- what I saw was basically going at 200 miles an hour. I caught up with the two girls, and jumped over them 20 feet in the air, and broke the concrete when I landed.
That was the end of it.
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A different dream I had involves Tsukihime. Only Tsukihime fans will understand the real funiness of this dream.
Basically, I was playing basketball with Arcueid.
Arcueid was on my team. We got the ball out of bounds. Arcueid picked it up and threw it to me. I threw it to the other team. Arcueid was like, "huh?" and I ended up having to explain that particular rule to Arcueid. Her reaction to all that was her usual half-pout, half-huh expression.
Also, she sometimes uses her powers to try to give our team an edge. Like putting the ball through the hoop 5 times in one dunk instead of once. I explained to Arcueid that it still counts as just one dunk and she was like, "But that doesn't make sense," and all.
My favorite part about this dream: Arcueid was so in-character.
Basically, I was playing basketball with Arcueid.
Arcueid was on my team. We got the ball out of bounds. Arcueid picked it up and threw it to me. I threw it to the other team. Arcueid was like, "huh?" and I ended up having to explain that particular rule to Arcueid. Her reaction to all that was her usual half-pout, half-huh expression.
Also, she sometimes uses her powers to try to give our team an edge. Like putting the ball through the hoop 5 times in one dunk instead of once. I explained to Arcueid that it still counts as just one dunk and she was like, "But that doesn't make sense," and all.
My favorite part about this dream: Arcueid was so in-character.
What's her bust size!?
It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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I FUCKING HATE those dreams, I get them all the fucking time.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Last night, I had a dream where It was 7am and I needed to get out of bed fast. I was actually kind of relieved when I woke up and realized that it was four in the morning.
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
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I keep getting three types of dreams. One is starcraft dreams, where I am a Terran Marine and am on the verge of getting torn to pieces by a hydralisk(with the damn thing two feet in front). The second are what I call "jerking" dreams, where you dream you trip over a step and jerk awake. Third are these weird dreams of variable content where I realize I'm dreaming IN THE DREAM.
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”
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"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
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A few nights ago I had a dream, but I can't remember now if it was SW or Matrix. All I remember was that I decided that I could make a nice short fanfic of it. I woke up and I started to write the dream in a file. About half the way, the clock rang and I woke up for real.
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That's happened to me before, too. One time I dreamed I had actually gone to school, and was almost done for the day, when I woke up.Comosicus wrote:A few nights ago I had a dream, but I can't remember now if it was SW or Matrix. All I remember was that I decided that I could make a nice short fanfic of it. I woke up and I started to write the dream in a file. About half the way, the clock rang and I woke up for real.
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”
-Jean-Luc Picard
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
-Margaret Atwood
-Jean-Luc Picard
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
-Margaret Atwood
Last night I had a dream of trying to reattach my right hand, which was severed for whatever reason
Wasn't too pleasant
Wasn't too pleasant
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."