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I dreamt a Matrix/Lord of the Rings crossover. No, I'm not kidding, I'm serious.

Some construction worker finds the ring, some business-like CEO, evil baddie dude wants it. For some reason the ring doesn't affect the nice construction worker. The Matrix crew is also in there, trying to help out the construction worker.


Anyway, in the ending scene, everyone's in a courtroom. Somehow, the news of the conflict got public and they're putting the matter on court for some reason. Anyway, the construction worker's on the witness stand and giving his account and what not. In one of the guest seats, the evil CEO dude stands up and says something like, "You are not <something-something>. The ring is mines!"

And suddenly, chairs around the courtroom start picking themselves up and flying toward the construction worker, who tries to avoid them by hiding behind his witness stand. Apparently, the ring is bowing to the evil dude's wishes or something and making the chairs throw themselves at the construction worker.

Anyway, the construction worker makes a break from the entrance to the courtroom and has just gotten out when the evil dude sends like fifty or so chairs flying toward the worker.

Neo jumps in and kicks al lthe chairs back at the evil dude with one sweep kick. The evil dude has split into five or six evil dudes, like how Smith does in Reloaded. Probably more work of the ring.

Neo and the evil dude then start duking it out in the middle of the courtroom, burly brawl-like but much cooler.

That's when the dream ended. :D
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You can develop it into a fanfic. Even a short one.
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I had some weird shit happen last week.

I can't remember the dream well, basically whatever it was there was a lot of images flashing fast. I think they were violent or intense. I hear a loud whisper saying "I love you." My eyes spring open.
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Last night, I had a dream where It was 7am and I needed to get out of bed fast. I was actually kind of relieved when I woke up and realized that it was four in the morning.
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Last semester I dreamt that my Biology professor was a pedaphile. Though it was just a dream I felt a bit wierd in the next lecture session.
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I keep falling off those fucking cliffs! :x Jolts me awake and I fall out of bed.

But that's not as bad as the one when I was being chased by a swarm of giant hornets. One stung me in the leg and it hurt like hell. My leg went numb and so did everything else. I couldn't move. The rest of the swarm proceeded to sting me to death. When I woke up, I had a wicked cramp in the leg.
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I dreamed the other night that I was in the Matrix, but it turned out later that it was humans keeping us in pods- so they could eat us! And the rebels don't get you out by giving you a pill; they hack into the matrix and make your life a living hell to the point where you realize that there has to be an outside force doing this, and once you realized this, you were free.

So first I got attacked by zombies in the local mall. Then I had dinner in some sushi joint with my brother, and there were fountains everywhere- with the huge, ugly, coelacanth like fish constantly sticking their hideous faces out and shouting obscenities at me. Finally, I said "Fuck this!" and walked out, and two girls from school who were there told my to grow up, as they were walking out. I kind of stewed, when suddenly, I was freed- and I Took off runnign like the Flash- what I saw was basically going at 200 miles an hour. I caught up with the two girls, and jumped over them 20 feet in the air, and broke the concrete when I landed.

That was the end of it.
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Post by Shinova »

A different dream I had involves Tsukihime. Only Tsukihime fans will understand the real funiness of this dream.

Basically, I was playing basketball with Arcueid. :lol:

Arcueid was on my team. We got the ball out of bounds. Arcueid picked it up and threw it to me. I threw it to the other team. Arcueid was like, "huh?" and I ended up having to explain that particular rule to Arcueid. Her reaction to all that was her usual half-pout, half-huh expression.

Also, she sometimes uses her powers to try to give our team an edge. Like putting the ball through the hoop 5 times in one dunk instead of once. I explained to Arcueid that it still counts as just one dunk and she was like, "But that doesn't make sense," and all.



My favorite part about this dream: Arcueid was so in-character. :D
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Last night, I had a dream where It was 7am and I needed to get out of bed fast. I was actually kind of relieved when I woke up and realized that it was four in the morning.
I FUCKING HATE those dreams, I get them all the fucking time.
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I keep getting three types of dreams. One is starcraft dreams, where I am a Terran Marine and am on the verge of getting torn to pieces by a hydralisk(with the damn thing two feet in front). The second are what I call "jerking" dreams, where you dream you trip over a step and jerk awake. Third are these weird dreams of variable content where I realize I'm dreaming IN THE DREAM.
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A few nights ago I had a dream, but I can't remember now if it was SW or Matrix. All I remember was that I decided that I could make a nice short fanfic of it. I woke up and I started to write the dream in a file. About half the way, the clock rang and I woke up for real.
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Comosicus wrote:A few nights ago I had a dream, but I can't remember now if it was SW or Matrix. All I remember was that I decided that I could make a nice short fanfic of it. I woke up and I started to write the dream in a file. About half the way, the clock rang and I woke up for real.
:D That's happened to me before, too. One time I dreamed I had actually gone to school, and was almost done for the day, when I woke up.
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Last night I had a dream of trying to reattach my right hand, which was severed for whatever reason

Wasn't too pleasant
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