Rediscovered this while going through a load of my old threads on another forum
Agnieszka writes:
Dear Miss Marx,
My...problem is that I want approximate the feeling of having sex with an octopus or an evil tentacle monster, but don't actually want to have sex with a real octopus or monster. Can you suggest a good way to play out my fantasy?
Well, Agnieszka, I'm glad you asked, because I have been giving this a lot of thought recently. The desire for monster tentacle sex is one that my readers often express, and I'm glad that you have been able to express it so eloquently and succinctly. Let us see what we can do about your problem.
First, I would suggest that you purchase an amount of ready-made rubber mix, available in fine art stores and through mail order. While you are buying your rubber mix, I would also pick up a packet of miniature suction cups, some plaster of paris, some vaseline, a metal doohicky from the inside of an umbrella, and some air-hardening clay.
Once you have purchased, stolen, or bartered for these materials, bring them to your working space. Roll the clay into a form that resembles the size and shape of tentacle you would like inserted into your orifices. Attach the suction cups with hot glue, or some other non-water soluble adhesive. Spread vaseline over the whole contraption.
Follow the instructions on the box for how to make plaster of paris, and do so. Pour the wet plaster into a box or container that is slightly larger than your tentacle maquette. While the plaster is still wet, drop your tentacle in, making sure the thickest part is above the plaster. When plaster has dried thoroughly, remove the block from your box. Carefully tap a nail into the block of plaster. Remove the maquette from the peices. You are done with it, unless you want to keep it for a souvenier. Carefully spread vaseline over the impression made by the maquette in the plaster. Fit the peices of plaster back together, and fasten them with rubber bands. This is your mold.
Follow directions for rubber mix. Pour liquid rubber into your plaster mold. Before the rubber is dry, insert the metal umbrella doohickie, but not so far that it touches the plaster. We want it to keep the tentacle stiff under pressure, but not to poke out and scratch us at any inopportune times.
When rubber is dry, remove the mold and clean any remaining plaster chips from the finished tentacle. Insert into orifices as desired.
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, N(
