See you all later.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-03 07:30pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, you idiots, let's say I sleep with her... THEN WHAT?

She's staying at my house for three weeks, you think that can stay hidden?

Actually it's not impossible...but difficult.

Still you could always do it at the end of the three weeks.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-03 07:32pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Kuja wrote:Get laid, dammit!
I'm not so unscrupulous as you as to try and take advantage of someone who is in a foreign land and is unfamiliar with the language.

Don't be a little weiner. If she'll have you, you should fuck her silly.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-03 07:35pm

Last time I checked, I believe CRW's hosting programme did have a rather clear No Boinking policy.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-03 07:37pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Last time I checked, I believe CRW's hosting programme did have a rather clear No Boinking policy.

So did my college in regards to its lecture halls, and that didn't stop me.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-03-03 07:37pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I'm not so unscrupulous as you as to try and take advantage of someone who is in a foreign land and is unfamiliar with the language.

Oh Jesus, give me a break. If she's going to fuck you, it'll be because she wants to, not because you're some suave guy "taking advantage" of her.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2004-03-03 08:30pm

Dalton wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Kuja wrote:Get laid, dammit!
I'm not so unscrupulous as you as to try and take advantage of someone who is in a foreign land and is unfamiliar with the language.
The language of b0ink is universal.

Its not the language he has trouble with, it's the reading part. Fluency does not always mean literacy.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-03-03 09:38pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Last time I checked, I believe CRW's hosting programme did have a rather clear No Boinking policy.

Really? What does it say?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-03 09:59pm

It says "No boinking."

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2004-03-03 10:01pm

I'm pretty sure that DPDP speaks at least a little Japanese after 4 years of learning it

Have fun - I hosted a Japanese exchange student earlier this year. Didn't really do too much though. We've got HS students coming in a few weeks...

They're probably going to be too polite to ask for anything they want though. So take the initiative with things.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-03 10:05pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Last time I checked, I believe CRW's hosting programme did have a rather clear No Boinking policy.

So? We're talking about doinking not boinking. And you can always use the Bill Clinton line that goes "I did not have sex with that woman", it worked for him, it'll work for you. Because technically you didn't have sex with her, she had sex with you.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-03 10:11pm

aerius wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Last time I checked, I believe CRW's hosting programme did have a rather clear No Boinking policy.
So? We're talking about doinking not boinking. And you can always use the Bill Clinton line that goes "I did not have sex with that woman", it worked for him, it'll work for you. Because technically you didn't have sex with her, she had sex with you.

Was that actually how it happened?

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-03-03 11:20pm

So, who wants to start placing bets on how long it'll take DP before he gets caught in a compromising situation?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-03 11:23pm

Heh. Well, good luck in whatever ends up happening. Also, pics would be appreciated, but they are not necessary.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-03-03 11:38pm

私は日本語がじょうずじゃありません。　You should try to Candy off her.. ask her about Poiful >=D

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-03 11:42pm

Sure, she's a woman, but is she smart/attractive/nice as well?

Anyway, good luck, I need the time to get more posts than y- er, I hope the two of you get along, even if you don't end up having sex.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-04 01:21am

Update: Well, so ends the first day. After letting her unpack and unwind for a while, we went to Tomaso's for pizza, talked a bit at home, watched a little television, looked at some pictures she brought (and my pictures from my Japan trip), and then drank some tea together. She went to bed about half an hour ago, I'm watching some television.

A note for you perverts: Instead of sleeping in the guest room in the basement, she's sleeping in my sister's room, which is across the hall from mine. My sister'll be staying in the guest room.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-03-04 01:50am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:A note for you perverts: Instead of sleeping in the guest room in the basement, she's sleeping in my sister's room, which is across the hall from mine. My sister'll be staying in the guest room.

Perfect.

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2004-03-04 05:53am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:A note for you perverts: Instead of sleeping in the guest room in the basement, she's sleeping in my sister's room, which is across the hall from mine. My sister'll be staying in the guest room.

Go read City Hunter and know all the tricks/precautions.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-04 03:58pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Cool...guess you won't have to be getting $1000 to go to a canadian anime con anymore .
That was called off a while ago. Can't you read?

What??! You don't love me anymore??! Waaaaaahhhh!!!!

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-03-04 04:28pm

Gandalf wrote:
aerius wrote:So? We're talking about doinking not boinking. And you can always use the Bill Clinton line that goes "I did not have sex with that woman", it worked for him, it'll work for you. Because technically you didn't have sex with her, she had sex with you.
Was that actually how it happened?

No, I think it was based on the idea that a blowjob did not constitute sex.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-03-04 05:53pm

Count down to Hall of Fame...

I say this becomes even more legendary then the Trinty-Mary Poppins thread.

Oh, and tell her Hi from your favorite fourm.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-05 12:42am

She also has a boyfriend back home.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-03-05 12:46am

Funny how you don't mention that till now.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-03-05 12:58am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:She also has a boyfriend back home.

He's a whole ocean away. And the Pacific, in case you hadn't noticed, is a big ocean. What's he gonna do?

Oh well, that'd be pretty low and rotten though...even for a horny bastard like me.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-05 01:04am

neoolong wrote:Funny how you don't mention that till now.

I didn't know until today.