Need A Girlfriend?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-03-03 01:11pm

muse wrote:No, not me, these lovely chicks.

Damn!

And I got my hopes up!

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-03 01:45pm

Lord Pounder wrote:I feel cheated by this thread. Is this not the kind of thread that an announcement was made about, i.e. a misleading title?

now now, I said nothing about me being the GF in question. Had I stated "Want me to be your GF?" in the title then you'd indeed have a point, however I did not so there! The only things you were misled by was your overly active hormones and imagination.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-03-03 02:20pm

Damn foiled again. Damn you hormones, always leading me up the garden path.

I must now take 35 seconds to re-evaluate my life.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-03 04:09pm

Gandalf wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Wasn't there a thread about this kinda thing being auctioned on EBay a little while ago?
Yes I belive there was.

Yup, there definitely was, and I was the one that posted it. The "Instant Imaginary GF Kit" as it was called, which consisted of a pair of panties and some other girly stuff to plant around one's home.

As for this one, god, the possiblities for mischief are endless. If the girl's the jealous type or she suspects her BF ain't being honest with her, I could use this to completely fuck over their relationship.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-03 11:47pm

Hey, I have a girlfriend! Just because she doesn't exist doesn't mean she loves me!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-04 12:14am

aerius wrote:As for this one, god, the possiblities for mischief are endless. If the girl's the jealous type or she suspects her BF ain't being honest with her, I could use this to completely fuck over their relationship.

aerius, you are a sick, twisted, sadistic bastard. You know that, right?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-03-04 12:36am

The Kernel wrote:Bah, you think that's bad? A couple years back there was a company called "Coincidence Design" (now defunct) that was aparently staffed by private investigator types who would stalk a girl of your choosing, find out everything about her and arrange a chance meeting for around $50,000.

That's pathetic. All it takes is a little time and luck. It's not that hard.

Not that I've ever done it. No really. Uh, I'll be quiet now.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-03-04 04:18am

neoolong wrote:All it takes is a little time and luck. It's not that hard.

*Scowls, shakes fist, and wanders off grumbling*

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-03-05 12:07am

Man, thats good. I might have done it if I hadn't stoped carring what the kids at my school thought.(Yes, I was pathetic and shalow.)

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-03-05 10:53am

muse doesn't happen to know some of these girls does she?

You know, maybe she's getting a kickback for every lose....<ahem> person from SD.net she gets to utilize the service because she posted it here.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-05 08:23pm

muse does not know any of these girls to the best of her knowledge, nor is she getting a kickback.

However, I might just sign up there if there's enough suc...er...I mean demand for my services here. I'm a poor starving university student and I could use some extra income...

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-05 08:27pm

That Isobel looks pretty hot. Not as hot as my actual, real life girlfriend, but not bad.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-03-05 09:28pm

muse wrote:No, not me, these lovely chicks.

You're not available? You know I'd drop whatever I'm doing and drive straight to Toronto just for you.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-05 11:01pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:You're not available? You know I'd drop whatever I'm doing and drive straight to Toronto just for you.

I'm available if you have a jet plane to take me flying in...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-03-06 12:28am

muse wrote:I'm available if you have a jet plane to take me flying in...

Are you just using me to get free air under your butt?

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-03-07 10:02pm

Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.

I hear Dennis Leary sang a song about you, Mike.

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-03-17 10:09am

muse wrote:No, not me, these lovely chicks.

Shrug. Do you get a commision for spamming?

j/k. Anyhow, my curiousity is piqued, and I must now try this out for myself. Damn people with too much money on their hands. I'll summarize how it goes, and the extent of the services, the quality.

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-03-22 07:13pm

Followup. I just got an e-mail from one of the ladies today. I'll try to go into more detail as I feel like it later this week.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-22 09:29pm

You signed up? cool! Would you mind writing a quick review of the service after you're done?

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-03-22 09:37pm

Wow, its not fake? o_O...

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-03-22 09:53pm

aerius wrote:You signed up? cool! Would you mind writing a quick review of the service after you're done?

Yep. I'm planning on it.

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