In light of this, can he have a few spells from Encyclopedia Arcane: Nymphology? Tormenting opponents with the sex they usually love would be... perfect.Astinius is notlike the other elves. He does not revel in giant orgies like they do... No, he HATES such revelries. He has had many bad experiences that he would rather not talk about, and as a result has become very bitter and hates physical contact that is any more than a handshake, or maybe a hug if he REALLY tolerates(maybe likes) the person. He is cynical, and devotes his life to learning how to use magic. Magic take the place of any actual relationship he may have and he loves it with all his being.
I want t be able to use these...
Alter Breasts
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0.
Components: V, S.
Casting Time: 1 action.
Range: Touch.
Targets: Creature touched.
Duration: 30 minutes/level.
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates (harmless).
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless).
Cast either on yourself or on others this spell can
confer upon the recipient of its magical effect either
‘fried eggs’ or ‘big wobbly fun bags’.
Anything from a Double-D down to an A-cup can be
given regardless of the gender of the target. This
allows the latest fashions to be worn whether buxom
or svelte is in season and allows a woman to appeal
to a breast man in spite of what fate has gifted her
with. In an age of snaggle-toothed crones and
muscular, hairy peasant women a male mage who
casts this spell upon himself can make a very
convincing woman as well as giving himself
something to play with on long winter evenings.
Change Sex(AKA Gender Bending)
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 3.
Components: V, S, M.
Casting Time: 1 action.
Range: Touch.
Targets: Creature touched.
Duration: 30 minutes/level.
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates.
Spell Resistance: Yes.
A few magic words, a waving of hands and the
swallowing of a small dried frog and zap, you are a
beautiful woman or hunky man, at least in theory.
This spell enables you to transmute to any gender,
be it male, female, fully functional hermaphrodite or
a fair representation of any weird third or fourth
sexes a humanoid species might have.
This spell is often used for disguise or to curse others
for a short time. Others use it to test whether they
really would have been better off as the opposite
gender and to experience the wonders of the penis or
the female orgasm.
Many are totally unprepared for the hormonal
changes involved in such a drastic bodily alteration
and women changing to men can turn into frenzied
rampaging beasts seeking to pork anything in sight,
while men changing to women can turn into frenzied
rampaging beasts seeking chocolate with ferocious
intensity.
Arcane Material Component: A small dried frog.