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i like it!



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Is english this guys first language?
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...
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That was incoherently funny.
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Wa-was that for real? :wtf:.
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What the fuck was that!?
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IQ... Dropping...
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I loved how he called up the DOE to tell them about his great new source of energy, "whether they like it or not." Well, nanny-nanny-boo-boo to you too, dumbass. I'm sure they're just as impressed with you as they are with the 20 people who call or write them to make the same claim every day.
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Man thats funny although I don't think I recall Rev. talking about him...
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Zac Naloen wrote:Is english this guys first language?
No, I believe Paranoid Scizophrenic is. :wink:
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Col. Crackpot wrote::shock: i'm at a loss for words here..... :wtf:
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Is that JDogg?

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crazy guy wrote:
Iam the Creator of the SuperReligion called the FORCE. FORCE will unify all religions in the World itno One World Religion in the future.
There is only one logical thing for me to do here. I here by create the Sith. Now I just need an apprentice. With our new super weapon the Dragon Bomb, we will extinguish their flame from the galaxy.
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Is FORCE an acronym? Because it sounds like a super-villain organization.
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Thats...

Really fucked up man.

Maybe we could invite him here to talk about his 999 DRAGON BOMB!‼
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

NecronLord wrote:Thats...

Really fucked up man.

Maybe we could invite him here to talk about his 999 DRAGON BOMB!‼
That would be a win-win situation. If he doesn't come, we can make fun of him without him noticing, but if he does come, we can ask questions about his cult and the most he can do about it is make us the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Jews, Satan 666, Bob Saget in his next pamphlet.
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NecronLord wrote:Thats...

Really fucked up man.

Maybe we could invite him here to talk about his 999 DRAGON BOMB!?
Is it just me, or does "999 Dragon Bomb" sound like an anime title?
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