Killing Jar Jar Binks..

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2004-03-04 11:58pm

If Jar Jar Binks was actually a cleverly introduced character by George Lucas to build up the rage amongst his fans, and then kill him in some horribly gruesome manner at the end of Episode 3..

1) How should he die?
2) How many times will you go to see it?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-05 12:03am

The most painful and gruesome death ever,but knowing Lucas he`ll never do that.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-05 12:09am

He's not going to die. Lucas and McCallum have said so.

Personally, I've never had that much of a problem with Jar Jar. He actually does have some pretty good moments.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-05 03:39am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:He's not going to die. Lucas and McCallum have said so.

Personally, I've never had that much of a problem with Jar Jar. He actually does have some pretty good moments.

He's not going to die? What? Why not? He singlehandedly doomed the Republic. He needs to die.

What moments? The only important thing he did was hand Palpatine the power he needed to become Emperor. The rest of the time he just acts stupid.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-03-05 05:02am

I've never been able to figure out why the masses feel so much hate towards ol' Jar-Jar.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-05 05:07am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:I've never been able to figure out why the masses feel so much hate towards ol' Jar-Jar.

Erm... Because he's a pointless character who just acts stupid and breaks things. He completely smashed all records for breaking things (including records, I suppose) by breaking the Galactic Republic. Furthermore, he has an annoying voice.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2004-03-05 05:21am

However , there is a bit of poetic justice for our friends, the Gungans, IIRC. After the end of the Republic, Naboo becomes the Emperors personal 'retreat' world, his dacha in the wood so to speak. Im sure the construction of a palace grand enough plus the defenses needed for such an important world, took many thousands of slaves....

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-03-05 06:25am

He should die as quickly and as insignificantly as possible. The lest screen time wasted on this little turd the better.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-05 06:58am

Do kids really like him? I was 8 when I saw ROTJ and I thought the Ewoks were annoying even then. Is Lucas underestimating the kids' maturity when creating characters like Jar Jar or was I just abnormally surly for my age?

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-03-05 07:23am

Jar Jar and the guys are sitting around campfire and are telling horror stories. Jar Jar want to look more scary by shining a flashlight under his chin. Unfortunatly he grabs Anakins lightsabre instead

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-05 07:25am

Galvatron wrote:Do kids really like him? I was 8 when I saw ROTJ and I thought the Ewoks were annoying even then. Is Lucas underestimating the kids' maturity when creating characters like Jar Jar or was I just abnormally surly for my age?

I think my nephews like him, and so does my mother. And Ewoks are cool, man! Don't knock them, or they'll eat you for breakfast. I think you were just an abnormally surly child.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-05 07:28am

Stofsk wrote:
Galvatron wrote:Do kids really like him? I was 8 when I saw ROTJ and I thought the Ewoks were annoying even then. Is Lucas underestimating the kids' maturity when creating characters like Jar Jar or was I just abnormally surly for my age?
I think my nephews like him, and so does my mother. And Ewoks are cool, man! Don't knock them, or they'll eat you for breakfast. I think you were just an abnormally surly child.

Hey, I'd take the Ewoks over Jar Jar any day. At least they don't speak pidgin English with a stupid voice.

He'd be far more acceptable to me if they'd had him speak some jabbering alien language that the humans just naturally understand (like Nien Nunb and Jabba do).

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-03-05 08:05am

i hate Jar jar so:

- Jar Jar gets cooked alive by Ewoks after wandering off from a picnic at Endor

- Anakin force chokes him after he done something stupid again

Angie the Chiss Lord · Post by **Angie the Chiss Lord** » 2004-03-05 12:02pm

The reason they had Jar Jar act like that in episode one was because C-3PO didn't have as many parts in Episode 1 in the original trilogy C-3P0 was the equivalent to Jar Jar

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-05 12:04pm

let jar jar fall into the lava pits with Vader.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-05 12:30pm

Angie the Chiss Lord wrote:The reason they had Jar Jar act like that in episode one was because C-3PO didn't have as many parts in Episode 1 in the original trilogy C-3P0 was the equivalent to Jar Jar

If you mean Jar-jar is meant to be the comic relief, yes. Although in my opinion he's not that funny because he doesn't have a sounding board for a companion - consider Threepio's conversations with Artoo, which were funny because they acted like a married couple who've known each other too long. Jar-jar is meant to be the comic relief but doesn't achieve the same effect due to not having a similar companion to "bounce" off of - instead he annoys the dour and stoic Jedi, who try their damndest to ignore him.

Still Jar-jar isn't as bad as others make him out to be. At the very least he's indirectly responsible for the Empire coming about. I'm sure the fan's feel vindicated on that (although Lucas still wins, as Jar-jar can be symbolically seen as a SW geek).

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-05 03:12pm

Vader's first Force choke victim.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-03-05 04:13pm

Once it's discovered the damage Jar Jar has caused he used the Twi'lek method of torure. Running an electrical current through a bacta tank, electrocuting him almost to the point of death then turing off the current allowing him to heal. Repeat untill satisfied.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2004-03-05 05:35pm

I never really cared about Jar Jar. He was just there most of the time as far as I was concerned. I don't really blame him for the destruction of the Old Republic, though. True, he proposed giving Palpy the emergency powers, but the other Senators were quick enough to agree with him. If Palpy hadn't gotten Jar Jar to it, he would've found someone else.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-05 05:59pm

Trogdor wrote:I never really cared about Jar Jar. He was just there most of the time as far as I was concerned. I don't really blame him for the destruction of the Old Republic, though. True, he proposed giving Palpy the emergency powers, but the other Senators were quick enough to agree with him. If Palpy hadn't gotten Jar Jar to it, he would've found someone else.

Jar Jar was manipulated by Palpatine and his advisors into thinking that giving Palpatine emergency powers was the best solution.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-05 06:00pm

I'd like to see him die the greusome death possible, something that would make the Passion of the Christ look like Barney, perhaps don't tell anyone about it until they've seen the movie, but I'd think it would be best if he didn't appear in Episode III at all.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2004-03-05 06:20pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Trogdor wrote:I never really cared about Jar Jar. He was just there most of the time as far as I was concerned. I don't really blame him for the destruction of the Old Republic, though. True, he proposed giving Palpy the emergency powers, but the other Senators were quick enough to agree with him. If Palpy hadn't gotten Jar Jar to it, he would've found someone else.
Jar Jar was manipulated by Palpatine and his advisors into thinking that giving Palpatine emergency powers was the best solution.

Exactly. If Palpatine hadn't managed to get him to it, he simply would've convinced another Senator to make proposal. He had no way of knowing the consquences.

GySgt. Hartman · Post by **GySgt. Hartman** » 2004-03-06 10:32am

Palpatine is just a puppet for Jar-Jar. JJ hides behind his apparant clusiness so nobody would suspect him to be the cruel Sith Lord he really is. Once his puppet Palpy has risen to power, he will stay behind the scenes and be content to pull the strings.
Just imagine the faces of the heroes when they are being tortured in the Emperors dungeon and JJ walks in. You see how their face lightens up as they expect JJ to help them, and how their smiles are being distorted by the horror of realizing that he will oversee their gruesome death and forever rule the galaxy.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-03-06 03:21pm

GySgt. Hartman wrote:Palpatine is just a puppet for Jar-Jar. JJ hides behind his apparant clusiness so nobody would suspect him to be the cruel Sith Lord he really is. Once his puppet Palpy has risen to power, he will stay behind the scenes and be content to pull the strings.
Just imagine the faces of the heroes when they are being tortured in the Emperors dungeon and JJ walks in. You see how their face lightens up as they expect JJ to help them, and how their smiles are being distorted by the horror of realizing that he will oversee their gruesome death and forever rule the galaxy.

LMAO

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-03-06 04:01pm

Darth Jar Jar?

Yousa don't know the Bombadness of za Dark Side.