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Crown wrote:Sylvar Fyre, welcome! :mrgreen:

Public Service Announcment: Stay away from the Trinity vs Mary Poppins thread, in the Other Sci-fi forum!

Okay, that's all!

No, no, no, go view the Trinity/Poppins thread ASAP, and be sure to read the whole thing beginning to end. Funniest thread I've read in a long, long time, if you can get to page 7 without laughing your ass off your sense of humour is truly lacking. The humour may be lewd and crude but it sure is good!
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Welcome to the forum! We don't have many women here, so all the men go crazy when they see one posting.
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Sylvar Fire wrote:
weemadando wrote:Welcome. Have a nice time and don't you dare fucking troll...

Just a friendly reminder from the Anti-Troll Jihad.
I like you.
Why thankyou, but I'm taken...
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Welcome Sylvar Fire and enjoy this eclectic bunch of wonderful guys and gals. (now that there are two I can safely use the plural)

I have no special abilities or mod powers, but you can watch the reactions of this board when a new chapter of a certain fan fic are posted....or the havoc that can be wrought should I say something like: "You know, I feel like taking a few months off from writing Star Crossed." :twisted:

Anywho welcome again and don't be frightened by some of our more twisted denizens :wink:
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Sylvar Fyre wrote:::sighs:: I'm here, I'm new, what more do I need to say?

Oh...right...


I'm female... :wink:
A female?
hmmmm
Will you marry me?
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weemadando wrote:
Why thankyou, but I'm taken...
hehe...dun get too big a head darlin...I dun go for internet things. ;)

And I'm sorry Stuart...I won't marry you...or anyone for that matter. I like keeping my options open.
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What the hell? Can't you people just say hi?

Geez...

Welcome to the boards Sylvar Fyre!!!

What was that newbie thing?

Oh yes!

*poke*

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Sylvar Fyre wrote: And I'm sorry Stuart...I won't marry you...or anyone for that matter. I like keeping my options open.
Ahh well, on to the next luckless female to stumble into my path... my geekiness knows no bounds...
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Sylvar Fyre wrote: And I'm sorry Stuart...I won't marry you...or anyone for that matter. I like keeping my options open.
Ahh well, on to the next luckless female to stumble into my path... my geekiness knows no bounds...
Aw...it's not your geekiness darlin...I mean, i'll sleep with anyone. I's just the whole internet thing hasn't worked for me in the past, so I've rather sworn it off.
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Is Natasha Bell still tied up in your room or did Spyda manage to steal and start pimping her?
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Sylvar Fyre wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Sylvar Fyre wrote: And I'm sorry Stuart...I won't marry you...or anyone for that matter. I like keeping my options open.
Ahh well, on to the next luckless female to stumble into my path... my geekiness knows no bounds...
Aw...it's not your geekiness darlin...I mean, i'll sleep with anyone. I's just the whole internet thing hasn't worked for me in the past, so I've rather sworn it off.
Not to fear my lady, for we are in differnt countrys and I know better than that :)
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Besides, based on lacation alone, I'd have the best chance of any of you guys. :P :mrgreen:
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weemadando wrote:Is Natasha Bell still tied up in your room or did Spyda manage to steal and start pimping her?
Actually, she is timeshared, Spyda has her at the moment, and neither of us can get he to spill the beans on the function test of a M16 :)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Besides, based on lacation alone, I'd have the best chance of any of you guys. :P :mrgreen:
The man has a point. which is why we have been madly PMing each other, trying to arrange a meeting. Mwuahaha!
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Hell, as long as you don't have a bone shrine in your basement, I'm game for anything! :mrgreen:
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Hmm...so, not enough guys at SB to flirt with? :wink:
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phongn wrote:Hmm...so, not enough guys at SB to flirt with? :wink:
Pffh, most of them probably haven't gotten past the "Duh, girl pretty, heh heh..." stage. :mrgreen:
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Sylvar Fyre wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Besides, based on lacation alone, I'd have the best chance of any of you guys. :P :mrgreen:
The man has a point. which is why we have been madly PMing each other, trying to arrange a meeting. Mwuahaha!
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Sylvar Fyre wrote:Aw...it's not your geekiness darlin...I mean, i'll sleep with anyone. I's just the whole internet thing hasn't worked for me in the past, so I've rather sworn it off.
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phongn wrote:Hmm...so, not enough guys at SB to flirt with? :wink:
Well, I hadn't seen you around SB lately, and I was getting lonely...
Besides, I don't think there are enough guys in the world for me to flirt with to my satisfaction...
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Pffh, most of them probably haven't gotten past the "Duh, girl pretty, heh heh..." stage. :mrgreen:
Oh Spanky...some of them have gotten quite far past the "Duh, girl pretty" stage. quite far past it....
Tsyroc wrote: :?:
You're in Iowa too?
I am. About 30 minutes from Spanky. I'm in a little bitty town that probably doesn't even qualify to be on a map, except it has a college in it (which happens to be the college I go to). I'm originally from Chicago.
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Was it something I said!?!?
Probably

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Um...NO! *runs*
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