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Ashcroft in Intensive Care

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CNN wrote:WASHINGTON (CNN) -- U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft is in the intensive care unit of a Washington hospital after being admitted Thursday night for gallstone pancreatitis, the Justice Department said Friday.

The nation's top legal officer was brought to George Washington University Hospital's emergency room for evaluation of stomach complaints, Justice Department spokesman Mark Corrallo said in a statement.

Emergency room doctors determined Ashcroft was suffering from a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, and he was admitted to intensive care for monitoring and treatment with antibiotics, the department said.

The condition occurs when a gallstone migrates from the gallbladder to the pancreas, causing a blockage.

It can be extremely painful and sometimes dangerous but usually isn't life-threatening, said CNN medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

Among the main symptoms is mild to severe pain in the upper abdomen that often moves to the back, according to the Mayo Clinic. Other symptoms include nausea, vomiting, high fever, difficulty breathing and abdominal bruises from internal bleeding.

Ashcroft, 61, believing he had stomach flu, canceled a Thursday appearance in Alexandria, Virginia, to announce verdicts in a terrorism case, the department said.

He went home, and when the conditioned worsened, White House physician Daniel Park visited him and concluded he should be hospitalized.

The department said doctors expect to know more about Ashcroft's condition within 48 hours.
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I sincerely hope he gets better, even if I don't like the mans policies.
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Interesting. I wonder how big the gallstone is?

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nausea, vomiting, high fever, difficulty breathing
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Schadenfreude...
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Maybe he'll grow a heart after this little near-death experience










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I don't wish him any harm.

But I would not cry for him if the worst outcome happens.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:I sincerely hope he gets better, even if I don't like the mans policies.
I sincerely couldn't care less.
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Howedar wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:I sincerely hope he gets better, even if I don't like the mans policies.
I sincerely couldn't care less.
Well, I detest Ashcroft, completely and totally, but I also know that gallstones suck hard. They are a nasty thing to have, so I wouldn't wish it on him.
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I wish impeachment and dismissal on Ashcroft, not a painful disease.
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Hamel wrote:Maybe he'll grow a heart after this little near-death experience










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Iceberg wrote:Schadenfreude...
Quite so, but not from me.
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Honestly, when I read about this, the first thing that came to mind was "what goes around comes around." Probably had it coming to him.
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From Neal Boortz this morning:

"John Ashcroft hospitalized this morning, for shortness of breath. Apparently someone put a copy of the Constitution on his desk."

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