Weird talents

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-05 09:12pm

I've discovered recently that I can write backwards--as in, readable in a mirror backwards--almost as fast as I can write forwards, with nearly all my letters perfectly made (for some reason, I have problems with the lower-case "a").

So, what are your weird, useless skills?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-05 09:19pm

I can descramble words

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-03-05 09:53pm

I can splay my feet so that they make an obtuse angle.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2004-03-05 09:57pm

anybody think fingerspelling (as in sign language) at about >100 wpm is a weird talent?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-05 10:27pm

I can make starships and weapons with MSPaint...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-05 10:28pm

I know a whole bunch of useless facts pertaining to US Presidents.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-05 10:30pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I can make starships and weapons with MSPaint...

Its not weird,you have a kickass talent i wish i had

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-03-05 10:32pm

I can burp at will. Not just tiny burps, I'm talking about belches that rock the room.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-03-05 10:34pm

I am most excellent at building small houses out of pretzel sticks and peanut butter.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-05 10:54pm

Joe wrote:I can burp at will. Not just tiny burps, I'm talking about belches that rock the room.

I can do that too.

I can also make stunningly accurate animal calls. Where's my blowgun?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-03-05 11:10pm

According to my co-workers, my weird talent is being able to answer any question they have about nearly everything... from Biblical to Scientific to Historical, to Mythological.

In other words, I know a little about a whole lot of things.....

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-03-05 11:11pm

I do a spotless impression of Marvin the Martian.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-05 11:35pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:I do a spotless impression of Marvin the Martian.

Can you give us a sound clip?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-05 11:40pm

I am immune to commercials. They have no effect on me... I think.

Zaia wrote:I am most excellent at building small houses out of pretzel sticks and peanut butter.

Using peanut butter is cheating.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-05 11:41pm

I can do the backward thing...and di so to one English teacher....god he hated me for that one.

my odd talent is attracting cats to sleep on me, something I can't really exploit though.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-03-05 11:44pm

Demiurge wrote:
Zaia wrote:I am most excellent at building small houses out of pretzel sticks and peanut butter.
Using peanut butter is cheating.

Is not. Gingerbread house-makers get to use icing sugar, so I get to use peanut butter with my pretzels.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-06 12:34am

Montcalm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I can make starships and weapons with MSPaint...
Its not weird,you have a kickass talent i wish i had

Thank You!

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-03-06 12:37am

I can roll my tongue

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-06 01:23am

I can shave with a pocket knife without cutting myself. It's definitely one of those "I'm a trained professional, don't try this at home kids" kind of things.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2004-03-06 01:25am

I can touch my nose with my tongue(as in like touching half way up)

I can appear smart to people by never answering anything unless I know I'm right and saying very condesendingly.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-06 01:34am

LadyTevar wrote:According to my co-workers, my weird talent is being able to answer any question they have about nearly everything... from Biblical to Scientific to Historical, to Mythological.

In other words, I know a little about a whole lot of things.....

This is my talent. I win trivia contests. Period.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-06 02:00am

i can tell the difference between butter and i can't belive its not butter

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-06 02:10am

I can make fundies angry by talking to them calmly. On a webboard, they can always pretend they're not angry, and I like to use foul language so people often think I'm angry. But face to face, you can see the mottled red flush on their faces, the agitation, the body language ... they can't hide it.

It's more fun in some ways to go face to face, because then you can use so many body language tricks, in addition to the verbal arguments. One of my favourites is a big shit-eating grin that slowly spreads across my face while they're speaking, as if I've heard their argument before (which I have) and consider it laughable (which I do). The slowly developing big smile gets them mad as hell every time.

Other than that, I don't really have any special or weird talents, unless you count smooth-talking an innocent Christian farmgirl into anal sex.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-06 02:17am

justifier wrote:I can touch my nose with my tongue(as in like touching half way up)

0.0

*very nearly cums his shorts*

YUM-MY!!

I love a guy with a really long tongue...

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-06 02:21am

I can contort my thumbs in very strange, seemingly painful ways because they're double-jointed.

I can also tie my penis in a knot. No, not really. I can't back that up.

Darth Wong wrote:I don't really have any special or weird talents, unless you count smooth-talking an innocent Christian farmgirl into anal sex.

Imagine if you could bottle and sell that talent...

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