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Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush

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:D Speaking of slamming Bush........ *Goes to look in bedroom for Girlfriend*
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HA! sometimes i wonder if editors do that shit on purpose. long live the double entendre!
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theski wrote::D Speaking of slamming Bush........ *Goes to look in bedroom for Girlfriend*
Grr...
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ROFL! This is being sent to everyone I know.
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DPDarkPrimuswrote
Grr...

You should really try this Girlfriend thing.. I have gotten so much use out of them... :D And once you have one, you don't have to dress up for Star wars movie openings anymore :P
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theski wrote:DPDarkPrimuswrote
Grr...

You should really try this Girlfriend thing.. I have gotten so much use out of them... :D
Give me time...
And once you have one, you don't have to dress up for Star wars movie openings anymore :P
I never have.
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theski wrote:DPDarkPrimuswrote
Grr...

You should really try this Girlfriend thing.. I have gotten so much use out of them... :D And once you have one, you don't have to dress up for Star wars movie openings anymore :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
theski wrote::D Speaking of slamming Bush........ *Goes to look in bedroom for Girlfriend*
Grr...
Oh come'on! You have an exchange student...a GIRL for crying out loud staying over at your HOUSE!!! For THREE WEEKS!!!

To put it in an anime/manga perspective, do you know how many guys would kill for an opportunity like that? :P
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She has a boyfriend in Japan.

Christ, would you guys just leave DP the fuck alone?
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:She has a boyfriend in Japan.
Free tip: Women cheat when they are in another country. :P
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How depressing.
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Bah, still not a patch on "Dead body found in cemetary" or "Plane too close to ground says crash probe".
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The Kernel wrote
Free tip: Women cheat when they are in another country.

I thought the rule was... Its OK to cheat as long as you are in another State!!! :D
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Actually, the rule related by Stiffler-clone in Road Trip is "it's not cheating if you're not in the same zipcode, let alone the same State!"
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Vympel wrote
Actually, the rule related by Stiffler-clone in Road Trip is "it's not cheating if you're not in the same zipcode, let alone the same State!"
I stand Corrected.....You are correct sir.... :D
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Okay, knock off this Primus/exchange student shit and get back on-topic.
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Vympel wrote:Actually, the rule related by Stiffler-clone in Road Trip is "it's not cheating if you're not in the same zipcode, let alone the same State!"
The military version is; what happens over seas, stays over seas.

OT, the only way I can think of to make the headline better is;

Rosie weds longtime girl friend, really sticks it to Bush.
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Vympel wrote:Actually, the rule related by Stiffler-clone in Road Trip is "it's not cheating if you're not in the same zipcode, let alone the same State!"
i'd like to keep my balls, thanks anyway.
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Vympel wrote:Actually, the rule related by Stiffler-clone in Road Trip is "it's not cheating if you're not in the same zipcode, let alone the same State!"
Curiously enough, if I tried that logic on my girlfriend, my balls would end up in a different state. Just without me attached to them.
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Uh, the article isn't there anymore.
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