Where is the leader of the Gnomish Hordes?

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Where is the leader of the Gnomish Hordes?

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It's been nearly a month since his last post around here... Anyone know what's up? :|

Oh DGG, wherefore art though, brave and wise leader of the Gnomish Revolution? :(
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Who?
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Without our leader, we are leaderless! [/Captain Obvious]

In all seriousness, I hope nothing's happened to him.

EDIT: ST, Darth Garden Gnome.

EDIT2: He hasn't been on AIM in a long while either, so I'm pretty sure he's gone from the internet completely. Or hiding. I don't know.
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StarshipTitanic wrote:Who?
Darth Garden Gnome.
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Maybe he just took some time away from the board. The only person I've ever really wondered ( worried) about was Evil Jerk when he left. Last seen he posted he was jumping out a window. :?:
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Maybe he`s been captured and is now decorating someones lawn. :wink:
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he was squashed to death by a cheezy new Dominoes Dot during the filming of a pizza commercial.
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The HAB has no comment on this mysterious disappearance under concealed circumstances.
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I ate him.

(No, really, I was hungry and he looked soo delicious).:twisted:

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fgalkin wrote:I ate him.

(No, really, I was hungry and he looked soo delicious).:twisted:

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*raises glass*

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DGG is where he should be, mounted on my wall.

Room for all the gnomes there. :twisted:
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When the ice on my swimming pool melted, it was discovered that Gnomes don't float too well, in fact they don't float at all. Poor thing broke through the ice and went straight to the bottom, dying from drowning and hypothermia.
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I wanna address all of these!

SotS: It's entirely possible.

Mont: Not DGG, his Broadsword of Stubbiness would defeat anyone who attempted to capture him!! :P

Crackpot: The Inner Council knows this not to be the case. However, we cannot divulge any information on that. *glances at the pile of papers marked 'Secret Gnomish Weapons', quickly hides* Whoops. :-P

Skimmer: Of course not, considering the HAB doesn't know.

fgalkin: Ever tried to eat a Gnome? We aren't very tasty. I know. *notices shocked stares* Whaaat? I only ate part of him!

Rye: I'm... wow, that comment takes care of itself, nothing really to say. lol.

Lonestar: Yes, Dink Dink.

Gandalf: Only if he's surveying your house before the major attack! Zing!

muse: have you seen the Travelocity commercials? We Gnomes can operate perfectly fine underwater, as long as we don't get bubbles up our whoopsidasies.
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:*snip*


Dude, what's wrong with you, you could have gotten like 9 posts out of that.
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Son of the Suns wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:*snip*


Dude, what's wrong with you, you could have gotten like 9 posts out of that.
And have someone like you castrate me for it? No thanks.
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Gandalf: Only if he's surveying your house before the major attack! Zing!
He's in stasis on my wall. Couldn't survey anything even is he wanted to. Even then, I have a HAB panic button on the wall. It's four feet up so it's gnomeproof.
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Gandalf wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Gandalf: Only if he's surveying your house before the major attack! Zing!
He's in stasis on my wall.
Says you.
Couldn't survey anything even is he wanted to.
Yes he could. He just doesn't want to. He knows what you do at night, and none of us want to see THAT. :P
Even then, I have a HAB panic button on the wall. It's four feet up so it's gnomeproof.
But... he's... mounted... on the wall. :?
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Post by Son of the Suns »

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
Son of the Suns wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:*snip*


Dude, what's wrong with you, you could have gotten like 9 posts out of that.
And have someone like you castrate me for it? No thanks.


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Son of the Suns wrote:Hum getting wiser I see.
Just a little bit. :-P
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Aww.... Come back Gnome Boy!!

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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Gandalf: Only if he's surveying your house before the major attack! Zing!
He's in stasis on my wall.
Says you.
And my engineer/medic team.
Couldn't survey anything even is he wanted to.
Yes he could. He just doesn't want to. He knows what you do at night, and none of us want to see THAT. :P
I'm not doing that in front of the gnome. What do you think I am, some sort of freak?
Even then, I have a HAB panic button on the wall. It's four feet up so it's gnomeproof.
But... he's... mounted... on the wall. :?[/quote]

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I think your leader may have been assasinated by a rogue badger from the Moose Rebellion.
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Straha wrote:Aww.... Come back Gnome Boy!!

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What's scary is the fact that I mentioned DGG's dissappearance in the Testing forum before any of the gnomes did. Apparently I am more worried about my nemisis than his own followers.
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