A little piece of comedy gold: How shit happens

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A little piece of comedy gold: How shit happens

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"In the Beginning there was The Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without Form.

And the Plan was completely without Substance.

And The Darkness was upon the face of The Workers.

And they Spake among Themselves, Saying, "It is a Crock of
Shit, And it Stinkith."

And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth,
"It is a Pail of Dung and none may Abide the Odor Thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto
them, "It is a Container of Excrement and It is very strong,
Such that None may Abide by It."

And the Managers went unto their Directors and Sayeth, "It
is a Vessel of Fertilizer, and None may Abide Its Strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst Themselves, Saying One
to Another, "It contains That Which Aids Plant Growth,
and It is Very Strong."

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and Sayeth
unto Them,
"It promotes Growth and is Very Powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and Sayeth
unto Him, "This New Plan will actively promote the Growth
and Efficiency of This Company, and These Areas in Particular."

And The President looked upon The Plan And Saw that It Was Good.

And The Plan Became Policy.

This is how Shit Happens."
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Post by Stofsk »

I so read that years and years ago (when I was still in high school). Hell, that might even be on my fridge still. An oldie but goodie. :D
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This is new to me. Interesting :wink:
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

Good. I think I've read something like it, but worth a laugh.

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