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Soul Calibur movie

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WHEEE another video game inspired movie :roll:
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One hopes this won't be like that bloody idiotic Van Damme flick Street Fighter...
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CGI Lizardman? PLEASE!? I've been such a good boy...

And Soulcalibur is actually possible to not fuck up. A lot of games can make excellent movies, just put someone competent in charge.
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hehe.. chances are that it will suck though =T
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Lazy Raptor wrote:CGI Lizardman? PLEASE!? I've been such a good boy...

And Soulcalibur is actually possible to not fuck up. A lot of games can make excellent movies, just put someone competent in charge.
I saw the topic, and automatically thought
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:I saw the topic, and automatically thought
"YAY SHORTSWORD WIELDING LIZARD PERSON!"
Chances are slim though, as he's a rather minor character. :(
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Hope to God the casting is somewhat decent! Maybe some hot Asians for once.. but then you white people always go for the a-typical china doll look in Asian casting :-\
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Lazy Raptor wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I saw the topic, and automatically thought
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Chances are slim though, as he's a rather minor character. :(
Not when I played that game... :twisted:
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I demand Ivy! I just hope whoever plays her doesn't totally ruin the character (Lara Croft, anyone? :roll: ).
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Not when I played that game...
Hell yeah! I lost count of how many times I unleashed a horde of saurian barbarians on Eurasia!

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Why?

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Why?
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Just be glad Uwe Boll didn't get the rights.
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ya...look another story hollywood can fuck up or think they can do something with.

Just write some decent material and stop trying to think games....especially fighting games are the next big source.
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Ivy had better fucking be in this movie and had BETTER be fucking used well, or Kuja will be going to Hollywood for a HUNTING trip. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Kuja wrote:Ivy had better fucking be in this movie and had BETTER be fucking used well, or Kuja will be going to Hollywood for a HUNTING trip. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Start packing. :P

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If it turns out like the first Mortal Kombat, it wouldn't be so bad. But it'd better not turn out like Street Fighter.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:If it turns out like the first Mortal Kombat, it wouldn't be so bad. But it'd better not turn out like Street Fighter.
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Lazy Raptor wrote:I demand Ivy! I just hope whoever plays her doesn't totally ruin the character (Lara Croft, anyone? :roll: ).
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Not when I played that game...
Hell yeah! I lost count of how many times I unleashed a horde of saurian barbarians on Eurasia!

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Kuja wrote:Ivy had better fucking be in this movie and had BETTER be fucking used well, or Kuja will be going to Hollywood for a HUNTING trip. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Start buying and packing, because unless by some unknown fickle weirdness of the universe it turns out at least like Mortal Kombat 1.....it's gonna be bad.

Very bad.
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Isn't this being done by the same guys who did House of the Dead's movie adaptation?

If so, forget any ideas about this being watchable.
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I don't see why I would rather watch it as a crappy movie than just play the damn game.
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*sigh* yet another fighting game converted into a movie. why must they always (almost) use fighting games?
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Darth_Zod wrote:*sigh* yet another fighting game converted into a movie. why must they always (almost) use fighting games?
Because Platformers yeild "Super Mario Bros.", and RPGs are too long/not enough people like them to give it the full LoTR's treatment.
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Majin Gojira wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:*sigh* yet another fighting game converted into a movie. why must they always (almost) use fighting games?
Because Platformers yeild "Super Mario Bros.", and RPGs are too long/not enough people like them to give it the full LoTR's treatment.
Personally, I would like to see a Fallout inspired movie.
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