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We'd certainly be rated NC-17, at the very least.

And I would have to play myself. Noone else could do it just like I can. :P
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:We'd certainly be rated NC-17, at the very least.

And I would have to play myself. Noone else could do it just like I can. :P
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Lonestar wrote:I get that a lot.


Then I get "Bahh! Sorry, it was dark and I had a few."
The latter far more often, obviously.

Which would be...two times out of...two. :twisted:
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Don't you have a uniform to iron?
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Lonestar wrote:Don't you have a uniform to iron?
Don't you?

Unless you mean my ultra-sexy officer-type dress whites (like Richard Gere, only uber-sexier). But I let the cleaners handle that.
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No, I just kinda bunch them up and throw them in a locker.
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Lonestar wrote:No, I just kinda bunch them up and throw them in a locker.
You mean you actually took them out of your seabag?
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Just the once.
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Lonestar wrote:Just the once.
*shakes head*

For shame... Tell me it was at least because you were forced to wear them.
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I think it was for Boot camp. When I came to the Hizzile I just crammed them in my suitcase.
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Lonestar wrote:I think it was for Boot camp. When I came to the Hizzile I just crammed them in my suitcase.
Ah. That's more like it. Keep up the good work, shipmate!
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I try, I try...anyway...movies....

I'm thinking a Young Sean Connery could play me. Or Bill Pullman, for historical accuracy.
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Meh, they'd probably pull in some random extra to play me milling about in the background. Probably wouldn't even look like me.

But as for watching the movie, I'd probably trick my friends into coming with me and watching it, and afterwards I'd be laughing my head off asking them "Wasn't that the most sickeningly educational and entertaining thing you'd ever seen?"

They'd probably respond with, "I HATE YOU, YOU EVIL SADISTIC WEIRDO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRICKED US INTO WATCHING SOMETHING THIS TWISTED...AGAIN!" :twisted:
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Make it a sitcom and be done with it...On HBO, of course. :wink:
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Tom Hanks, I get that all the time.
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EmperorMing wrote:Make it a sitcom and be done with it...On HBO, of course. :wink:
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Gandalf wrote: All of sd.net could live in a block of flats. We'd just hang about all day, not working or anything, yet able to afford these extravagant lives.
and everyone's backyard and garage would be full of hight tech sci-fi stuff, mechs, tanks, ships etc...
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Mayabird wrote:They'd probably respond with, "I HATE YOU, YOU EVIL SADISTIC WEIRDO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRICKED US INTO WATCHING SOMETHING THIS TWISTED...AGAIN!" :twisted:
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Mayabird wrote:But as for watching the movie, I'd probably trick my friends into coming with me and watching it, and afterwards I'd be laughing my head off asking them "Wasn't that the most sickeningly educational and entertaining thing you'd ever seen?"

They'd probably respond with, "I HATE YOU, YOU EVIL SADISTIC WEIRDO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRICKED US INTO WATCHING SOMETHING THIS TWISTED...AGAIN!" :twisted:
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Me and Hotfoot would stand around a convenience store and sell...er...fireworks.

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Snooty-bootchies. Or whatever... (I think that's how it goes :? )
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I think that I could get passed for Johnny Depp.. ;)

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jairyn_1 wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:We'd certainly be rated NC-17, at the very least.

And I would have to play myself. Noone else could do it just like I can. :P
I so read that so wrong. >.<

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I would simply choose Harrison Ford...slap glasses he uses in all the Indiana Jones movies...and viola.
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