If SD.net was a movie...

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-03-08 09:03pm

Eric Idle, apparently (thanks, IB), but with his face taped back a bit, and some large antlers and purple tights...

he would lurk in the background, shadowy, like a fish in a beer barrel... or something...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-03-08 09:07pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Oh, and my role in the movie. I see a little clipit after the credits of me trying to splice the Mr. Bean pic subliminally into the movie reel only to be stopped by, oh, lets say fgalkin, rogue 9, and captain cyran.

And of course, Mr. Bean himself, who forever banishes you to HoS where you become our plaything.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-03-08 09:18pm

verilon wrote:I think that I could get passed for Johnny Depp..

Dave Navarro

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-03-08 09:28pm

I can't think of any actor that really looks like me...maybe that guy from Office Space, but probably not. So I guess I'd have have to play myself.

Anyway, my role would consist mainly of trying to unsuccessfully interject myself into conversations, gnawing on trolls' legs while everyone else fights them, and getting over my head in arguments with libertarians.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-08 09:47pm

Dan haggardy :evilgrin:

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-03-08 09:49pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Oh, and my role in the movie. I see a little clipit after the credits of me trying to splice the Mr. Bean pic subliminally into the movie reel only to be stopped by, oh, lets say fgalkin, rogue 9, and captain cyran.

Damn fucking straight...

About the movie, it would probably have to be some fantasy/sci-fi movie about all the user groups and other things fighting both each other and other places. And it would have to be a trilogy. And I'd probably have to play myself as not only are there no actors that look like me to the best of my knowledge, no one can quite get my attitude right except me.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-08 09:52pm

I'd play myself. No one is getting cash for my role but me. Bitches. *shakes fist*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-03-08 09:53pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:I'd play myself. No one is getting cash for my role but me. Bitches. *shakes fist*

Yeah that's another reason I'd want to play myself if there was a movie. But I don't want to state that so the media has a field day with it.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-03-09 12:09am

Andrew J. wrote:I can't think of any actor that really looks like me...maybe that guy from Office Space

Hey, he's a cutiepie.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-03-09 04:48pm

Zaia wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:I can't think of any actor that really looks like me...maybe that guy from Office Space
Hey, he's a cutiepie.

What I'm trying to say is that I'm nondescript.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-03-09 11:31pm

Andrew J. wrote:What I'm trying to say is that I'm nondescript.

And what I'm trying to say is that maybe you're not.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-10 12:10am

I'd want to be the climactic deus ex machina, played by none other than Mr. Ashton Kutcher.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2004-03-10 12:46am

Bill Pullman.

RogueIce can be my Barf to my Lonestar on the Eagle7.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-03-10 02:21am

Daltonator wrote:Me and Hotfoot would stand around a convenience store and sell...er...fireworks.

<snip startling resemblance>

Naga-naga-noosh!

Wow. It's Jay and Silent Bob!

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-10 05:31am

Cal Wright wrote:
verilon wrote:I think that I could get passed for Johnny Depp..

Dave Navarro

-glares... just... glares-

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-03-10 10:46am

What dude? At least you'd get to fuck Carmen Electra.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-10 11:07am

Cal Wright wrote:What dude? At least you'd get to fuck Carmen Electra.

Ok, that's even worse. 1) Why would I want to fuck Carmen Electra? 2) Carmen Electra's grimy. 3) Dave Navarro's grody.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-03-10 11:22am

Carmen Electra is not grimy? Dave Navarro I'll give you, but Carmen Electra. Have you seen the knockers on that broad???? (Shallow ain't I?)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-10 11:23am

Cal Wright wrote:Carmen Electra is not grimy? Dave Navarro I'll give you, but Carmen Electra. Have you seen the knockers on that broad???? (Shallow ain't I?)

Somehow I just don't think ver cares that much for Carmen.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-10 11:36am

Y'know, Rosie O'Donnell has pretty big knockers, too...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-03-10 11:41am

Lazy Raptor wrote:
Daltonator wrote:Me and Hotfoot would stand around a convenience store and sell...er...fireworks.

<snip startling resemblance>

Naga-naga-noosh!
Wow. It's Jay and Silent Bob!

Although you'd be surprised the reaction you get when you call Rob a tubby bitch.

Go on, try it...

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-03-11 10:16am

Can we get Michael Clarke Duncan to play Dalton? Let's get Michael Richards could play Ein and Gene Simmons for Poe.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-11 10:09pm

Cal Wright wrote:Carmen Electra is not grimy? Dave Navarro I'll give you, but Carmen Electra. Have you seen the knockers on that broad???? (Shallow ain't I?)

Compared to what she once was... yes, she is. Guilt by association. -shrugs-

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-03-11 10:11pm

InnerBrat wrote:
Lazy Raptor wrote:
Daltonator wrote:Me and Hotfoot would stand around a convenience store and sell...er...fireworks.

<snip startling resemblance>

Naga-naga-noosh!
Wow. It's Jay and Silent Bob!
Although you'd be surprised the reaction you get when you call Rob a tubby bitch.

Go on, try it...

Go Lunchbox!!!

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-03-11 10:27pm

I'd play myself, but wearing a Cylon suit. They'd put me in the Trivia section at IMDb since no one would recognize me.