This came to me while watching an episode of Happy Days...

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Who wins?

Thrawn
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38%
The Fonz
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62%
 
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I see it going down like this:

Fonz: "'eyyyy!"
Thrawn: "uhh.. what?"
Fonz: "'eyyyy!"
Thrawn: "No, really... I don't get it. Come on, what are you trying to say?"
Fonz: "'eyyyyy!"
Thrawn (losing his temper: "Look, you fool! I can't properly kill you unless you beg for mercy! And gibberish just doesn't count!"
Fonz (runs comb through hair) "eyyyyy!"
Thrawn: (totally loses it) "Oh, for the love of--! YYYAARRRRGH!!!" (shoots himself with blaster out of pure frustration)
Fonz: "Damn... what a nutcase."
ROFL! Thats just golden! :D
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SirNitram wrote:Despite my status as the original Unofficial Warsie Asshole, I must hand it to The Fonz. Why? Very simple. He has proven himself able to defeat aliens before, when he encountered Mork and shrugged off his efforts.

Yes, this was an actual episode of Happy Days. Damn, I love Nick At Night, where else would I see such gems?
WGN also airs it before Home Improvement.

btw, I saw the episode you mentioned. It was funny as hell when Robin Williams and he squared off. :D
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Your forgetting study a species know it's art and you have their soul.

Thrawn shows up for a rematch after watching American Graphitti, reading several years worth of Hot Rod and Motorcycle Mags, Listening to 50's rock, and reading Playboy.
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Your forgetting study a species know it's art and you have their soul.

Thrawn shows up for a rematch after watching American Graphitti, reading several years worth of Hot Rod and Motorcycle Mags, Listening to 50's rock, and reading Playboy.
There is the danger that Thrawn comes to like all of this and the next time the Fonz and Thrawn meet they end up drinking root beer floats and trading secrets...

Thrawn: Fonzie....
Fonz: ehhhh
Thrawn:... how do you get your hair like that?
Fonz: Thing of beauty ain't it, just use some my special palmade and it just goes like this..
Thrawn: hmm, must be the imperial gel thats making my loose volume...
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Thrawn wins, because the Fonz is a poser, you ear me? A POSER!
Thrawn would eat him alive. :twisted:
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Your forgetting study a species know it's art and you have their soul.

Thrawn shows up for a rematch after watching American Graphitti, reading several years worth of Hot Rod and Motorcycle Mags, Listening to 50's rock, and reading Playboy.
Yeah, but wouldn't that reduce Thrawn from Pure Evil Mastermind to Swingin' Hep-Cat?
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Yes, but if in an attempt to understand the Females he studies their art, Sylvia Plath, Virginia Woolfe, etc.
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Ohh thanks alot. Now I got this image in my head of Thrawn with hair like Fonz. :lol:

Then of course, he'd touch Fonzie's jacket and it'd all be over for Thrawn. :D
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No Thrawn would have gotten his own, made from Rancor hide.
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