Screwball tactics against the Federation

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-08 02:14pm

Introduce DAta's "Spot" to the mysteries of the Dark Side. Thus achieving the Final Fantasy pun of creating a "Cait Sith"

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-03-09 02:58am

Cats using force powers ? That would be realy funny.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-09 04:00am

*waves paw*
force chokes the birds to fall down in front of it

force lightning on the hairless monkeys to keep them in line....

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-03-09 07:56am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Introduce DAta's "Spot" to the mysteries of the Dark Side. Thus achieving the Final Fantasy pun of creating a "Cait Sith"

that would even be to evil for the Empire. Besides, at least give them a chance

Didnt knew or it has been told but introducing those sewer creatures (forgot name) like in the DS1 (ANH) could cause serious problems in the feds bathrooms

Introduce those force using kiddies in AOTC to the dark side (shouldnt be to hard) and let them loose on earth. Starfleet will be horrified if they have to fight against cute children.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2004-03-09 11:29am

Sewer Creatures = Dianoga

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-09 12:01pm

evilcat4000 wrote:Cats using force powers ? That would be realy funny.

actually . . . .according to various sourcebooks i've read there was at least one race of creatures that looked like some bizarre cat/rabbit hybrid which were sentient and could use the Force. one was even a Jedi. *twitch*

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-03-09 12:34pm

Darth_Zod wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:Cats using force powers ? That would be realy funny.
actually . . . .according to various sourcebooks i've read there was at least one race of creatures that looked like some bizarre cat/rabbit hybrid which were sentient and could use the Force. one was even a Jedi. *twitch*

Cabbits? Ryo-oki was a Sith? It all makes sense now.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-09 05:29pm

Tenchi falls to the floor, gasping as the force grip is released
<do not fail to bring me carrots, or I shall be as forgiving next time>

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-03-09 10:39pm

Dumb Sith poison on vulcan and betazed. Watch everyone turn to 'the Dark Side'
Wait, dark side logical vulcan running the Federation backed by dark side betazoid telepaths might be GOOD for the Federation

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-03-09 10:57pm

Solauren wrote:Dumb Sith poison on vulcan and betazed. Watch everyone turn to 'the Dark Side'
Wait, dark side logical vulcan running the Federation backed by dark side betazoid telepaths might be GOOD for the Federation

Yeah, they might actually win some wars, and then have the guts to actually claim the territory they conquered in the treaty...but I still like the idea of sending the DS rolling like a giant bowling ball along the surface of the earth (naturally, it would miss Edmonton...)

Someone did suggest that already, didn't they?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-10 01:35am

Tell them that "Soylent Green" is People, it should definatly get them off that replicated crap.