Spamtastic: Hapy Birthday Me. :)

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-03-10 02:01am

I am now 18. Legally allowed to do everything I really want to do.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-03-10 02:03am

Except drinking, of course, so no booze for you.

Have a very nice birthday.
-fgalkin

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-10 02:14am

fgalkin wrote:Except drinking, of course, so no booze for you.

Have a very nice birthday.
-fgalkin

Depends on where you are, of course.

Happy 18th Kojikun.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-03-10 02:17am

Stofsk wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Except drinking, of course, so no booze for you.

Have a very nice birthday.
-fgalkin
Depends on where you are, of course. Happy 18th Kojikun.

Actually, it depends on where he is.

And, I know for certain it's illegal to buy booze at 18 where he is (unless he moved to Russia and hadn't told me).

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2004-03-10 02:22am

I think he's less interested in drinking than he is in voting, smoking, appearing in pornographic videos, and having sex with adults.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-10 02:25am

Happy birthday, freak.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-03-10 02:28am

Proudly walk into your nearest convenience store and come out with no less than $50 worth of hardcore porno mags and tobacco products. Make sure to whistle loudly.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-03-10 02:52am

Galky: I said things I want to do. Alcohol is disgusting. As is tabacco.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-03-10 02:55am

kojikun wrote:Galky: I said things I want to do. Alcohol is disgusting. As is tabacco.

NO ONE INSULTS THE DIVINE NECTAR THAT IT ALCOHOL! NO ONE!

What can I do, its in my DNA

Have a very nice birthday.
-fgalkin

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-10 05:31am

Happy birthday Koji. Welcome to the real world

Fgalkin: pray that no freak scientist creates a retrovirus to change alchool addiction to milk addiction

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-03-10 05:53am

Happy birthday Kojikun !

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-10 06:45am

Happy Birthday. Here, have this, um... Dildo! complete with 9 Gigaton warhead

*hands Koji a shiny metal object that looks rather like a huge penis with rocket fins on the back*

Twenty four inches long by three inches wide, it looks like a rocket, but that's part of its charm! Now, I must be going...

*takes off in his Space Camaro*

Meanwhile, inside the Camaro (which is now three thousand kilometers away and running fast)

Hee hee hee

<CLICK>

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-10 06:55am

Happy Birthday Comrade Koji.

Have a big red dildo.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-03-10 08:12am

happy birthday ya big goofy flamer.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-03-10 12:50pm

Thanks. :p

And ein, fuck off. Stop trolling.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-03-10 12:54pm

Congrats koji.

Go rent some gay porno and plan to register for the election.

More power to you.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-03-10 01:55pm

Rent porno? lol ahahaha good one

And I fully intend to register. I'll be doing so today, infact.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-03-10 02:03pm

HAHA you're older now!
40 more years or so and you get to retire and wear really really big diapers.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2004-03-10 02:09pm

One more thing: Don't forget to register with selective service within 30 days. Register online here

If you don't, BATF agents will come down to your house and beat you up with cricket bats and croquet mallets.

Did you get any interesting presents, or a celebration of any sort? Did you enjoy your birthday spanking? I don't remember my 18th birthday, so I don't think I got anything interesting then.