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Nasty jokes / funny accidents

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I figured it would be nice to put together pictures and/or descriptions of funnt/embarrasing accidents or nasty jokes. I've put it here because I started it with a picture.

Here's the first one:

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Just another reason why you should at least give the dunny seat a quick wipe with some tissues before sitting your butt on it.
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He should be feeling that for awhile. It probably took a lot of fingernail polish remover (acetone) to get him unglued.
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Tsyroc wrote:He should be feeling that for awhile. It probably took a lot of fingernail polish remover (acetone) to get him unglued.
Can you use acetone to disolve glue?
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It's worked for me in the past at least on super/crazy glue.
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

Make sure you use it in a well ventilated area, though. I've had several bad incidents with acetone fumes, both in a university chemistry lab, and at a factory job where we had to use it as a primer. Of course, the chem lab incident could have only been because it was concentrated to about 12 molarity.
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