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RedImperator wrote:Blowjobs are overrated. Especially when teeth get involved, which they inevitably seem to do.

EDIT: Not to say I'd ever turn one down.
Friend of mine required medical attention after a blowjob gone wrong. That was the end of that relationship.

I think a way of spotting the difference would be the feel of the lips. Females in general take better care of their lips, they're more likely to use vaseline, chapstick, and moisturizers to keep their lips nice & smooth. Guys usually don't do that so their lips tend to be rougher. Whether or not I could actually feel this on my dick is another story.
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Side note historical: One of my teachers told us that the origin of lipstick was that it was used by courtesans to show that they had been trained in how to give one properly....
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I'd know the difference. The gay guy wouldn't hesitate to swallow. Cum in a womans mouth and she'll spit it back in your face, literally.
What, it's just a legend that some women swallow?
*coughs*

OK, I admit it. I'm a gay guy.

But my boyfriend's a lesbian, so it's all good.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Side note historical: One of my teachers told us that the origin of lipstick was that it was used by courtesans to show that they had been trained in how to give one properly....
Don't believe everything your history teacher tells you, because that sounds like garbage to me.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I'd know the difference. The gay guy wouldn't hesitate to swallow. Cum in a womans mouth and she'll spit it back in your face, literally.
What, it's just a legend that some women swallow?
That depends entirely on how far down her throat you are. :twisted:
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damn this thread.


ill never close my eyes while recieving head again >_<
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Robert Walper wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I'd know the difference. The gay guy wouldn't hesitate to swallow. Cum in a womans mouth and she'll spit it back in your face, literally.
What, it's just a legend that some women swallow?
That depends entirely on how far down her throat you are. :twisted:
hmm. one girl i was going out a few years back with would deep throat -and- swallow, so it's not exactly universal.
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Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to tell. However, in the name of science, I humbly volunteer to be on the recieving end. :)
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Lord Pounder wrote:I'd know the difference. The gay guy wouldn't hesitate to swallow. Cum in a womans mouth and she'll spit it back in your face, literally.
I resent that..
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RedImperator wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I'd know the difference. The gay guy wouldn't hesitate to swallow. Cum in a womans mouth and she'll spit it back in your face, literally.
This is what they call an unfounded generalization.
a generalization yes, but perhaps Pounder's unique sexual orientation has given him more insight than your standard hetero and homosexual? I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
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I doubt I'd be able to tell, and doubt even more I would care.
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heheh

You guys think I'm kidding don't ya? ;)
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Vertigo1 wrote:Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to tell. However, in the name of science, I humbly volunteer to be on the recieving end. :)
Can I volunteer to be the giver? :twisted:
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I never had one, probably never will...

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Zaia wrote:A few guys have mentioned recently how much they just love getting head, waxing poetic about the beauty of having sex while exerting no effort whatsoever.
That is silly, you must be friends with a bunch of guys who are not really men, because all real men (like me) also like getting the workout.

Remember the lessons that Scarface taught us:
1) First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
2) Don't get high on your own supply.
3) Women love it when you fuck the pussy.

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It is better if you imagine it like I usually say things like this... in a very thick and affected latin accent, like Fernando from the GTA radio shows :D
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Zaia wrote:A few guys have mentioned recently how much they just love getting head, waxing poetic about the beauty of having sex while exerting no effort whatsoever.
That is silly, you must be friends with a bunch of guys who are not really men, because all real men (like me) also like getting the workout.
I already said that :)

Besides, was it really anybody but Durandal who waxed poetic over it? I thought he said somewhere that he had never actually had intercourse yet, so oral sex is the limit of his experience. I think it feels good and makes me want to get to the main event, but it by no means eclipses or even compares to the main event.
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I know some male personages that love a BJ.

I know a few that love my BJs as well, alhtough admittedly noneof them were bisexually experienced.
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Well, personally I've never been too fussed with BJ's, they're alright as an appetizer for the meal, but I've never yet cum from one despite having had plenty.

Infact, my gf has complained about that, and that I dont let her give me BJ's often enough.

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