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Just a suggestion :)
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Well...I guess I COULD start on that Mary Poppins/Trinity that someone suggested a bit back....maybe....:twisted:
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With all due respect DW, do you think this board could HANDLE lemon fanfics?
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no pr0n for you.
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Heh. If I DO come up with one, tho, I will be sure to PM it to you...
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Most lemons are so badly written it's really unbearable.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
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verilon wrote:Well...I guess I COULD start on that Mary Poppins/Trinity that someone suggested a bit back....maybe....:twisted:
They could have strap-on light sabres. :twisted:
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I suggest we find Psychotic Jedi Fuckfest and repost it here.
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OOh, ooh, LT.Hit-Man is a prime candidate for pr0n stuff.
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Dalton wrote:OOh, ooh, LT.Hit-Man is a prime candidate for pr0n stuff.
Then get him over here fast, damn it!
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Plus, fanfiction.net took down all of its NC-17 fics.
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RayCav, I believe this is where you step in.
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LT.Hit-Man's Hentai contest finishes on Oct. 29 on ASVS.
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Someone page Hamblin.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Cpt_Frank wrote:Most lemons are so badly written it's really unbearable.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
Believe me...it's tempting. But who's to say there won't be a little incest action in my current fic? :twisted:
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Stravo wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Most lemons are so badly written it's really unbearable.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
Believe me...it's tempting. But who's to say there won't be a little incest action in my current fic? :twisted:
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Stravo wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Most lemons are so badly written it's really unbearable.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
Believe me...it's tempting. But who's to say there won't be a little incest action in my current fic? :twisted:


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On the other hand, with Stavro, it might not be what we think it could be... It still would be - traumatic, but it would be somewhat more surprising... I guess.
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Oh please no Luke-Leia incest please!
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And somehow Mary Poppins & Trinity will be worked into the story... :P
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Troi was sitting in her quarters and masturbating, but it wasn't working out for her.

"Oh god I need to get fucked," she thought, "but Picard is ugly and Riker is gay!"

Just then, Data kicked in her door, clad only in leather chaps and a black cowboy hat.

"Please state the nature of your sexual emergency," he said.

"I need sex," Troi replied.

"I am... fully functional... bay-bee!" Data responded. He then began to moonwalk around Troi's quarters.

"How functional, Data?" Troi asked, really starting to get worked up.

The bot started to say, "I am equipped with a forty centimet--"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Captain Picard yelled as he stormed into the room, followed by a half-dozen security troopers, including Worf.

"Just a bit of harmless sex, Captain," Data replied.

"Oh. Nothing wrong with that, right men? Go to Silver Alert!" Picard ordered.

At this, the lights dimmed, and a disco ball descended from a recessed hole in the ceiling. Data adjusted his positronic processer, and he began to emit a compendium of popular porno tracks.

"BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!" his speakers boomed.

As semi-naked women stormed into the room, the entire crew began to boogie down... and down... and down...

!!BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!!
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O.M.F.G..........
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bow-chicka-chicka-bow-chicka-bow-chicka-bow-wow! Would be the proper way to say that...
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BWAHAHAHAHA

Oh that's great. :lol:
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Re: Standard Lemon Fare

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You really need help Pablo, pray that Shep gives you some.
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