Question of Aesthetics: Legal Version

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Which chick do you want to doink the most?

a
1
3%
b
1
3%
c
17
50%
d
12
35%
e
3
9%
 
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Question of Aesthetics: Legal Version

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Same thing as the poll that Uraniun235 posted, except that you won't go to jail for thinking dirty thoughts and/or doinking these girls; they are all of age. These girls were nice enough to let me stay in their room when some dipshit flooded the toilet in my room on the highschool grad trip.

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one on the end, short blonde hair. E!!!!
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For myself, I must vote C. I'm not a blonde favoring person to begin with.
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Though, upon closer inspection, (b) isn't that bad either ...
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neither am i, but theres something about that smirk...
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a looks like a dude with long hair.
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C, with E's face.
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So, I'm the only one who thinks they're all ugly? :?
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D, but I must protest the excessive clothing in that picture, it makes a proper comparison impossible.
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Embracer Of Darkness wrote:So, I'm the only one who thinks they're all ugly? :?
Yes.

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I'd go with either C or B. C because I love redheads, and B because for whatever reason, I like those with less than 'perfect' (societally imposed, stereotypically speaking) faces.
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Sir Sirius wrote:D, but I must protest the excessive clothing in that picture, it makes a proper comparison impossible.
Wearing bikinis or going naked is not exactly an option in -30 degree weather, and hotel rooms get a bit nippy when it's that cold outside.
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D, with C a very close second. Then E, B and finally A.
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Embracer Of Darkness wrote:So, I'm the only one who thinks they're all ugly? :?
No.
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Zac Naloen wrote:neither am i, but theres something about that smirk...
Resist, my son! Come back to (c), the land of milk and honey...
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D looks fine to me.

E is second.
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Which one did you pick, aerius? Or did you take the "All of the above" option?
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Flash-photography point-and-click pictures in poor lighting are usually not very flattering.
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Mmmm..I'll take C.

For those who may be interested in these sort of things, I've slept with 3 of these girls, can you guess which ones? :wink:
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muse wrote:Mmmm..I'll take C.

For those who may be interested in these sort of things, I've slept with 3 of these girls, can you guess which ones? :wink:
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toss up between C and D, though i'd say C gets it. as she seems more attractive.
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E.
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Sorry, it's a horrible picture.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Which one did you pick, aerius? Or did you take the "All of the above" option?
I chose c, and there isn't an "all of the above" option.
Darth Wong wrote:Flash-photography point-and-click pictures in poor lighting are usually not very flattering.
Tell me about it, the room was lit with florescent lights which made things even worse. Goddamn cheapass hotel...
Vympel wrote:Sorry, it's a horrible picture.
Yeah, but what about the girls?
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Post by jenat-lai »

C E D B A to begin with and then after a little thought

D E C B A
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