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WTF?!!? Conspiracy Nut sez Bali Attack was a U.S. Nuke!

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http://homepage.ntlworld.com/steveseymo ... i_nuke.htm
Read it and, umm, RIP HIS FUCKING ARGUMENT TO TEENY TINY SHREDS!!!! Lata and Happy Fragging!
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You've gotta be fucking kidding me........
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Micro nukes...micro nukes....pffft, right, this is so dumb I don't know what to say. Let's see, no radiation poisoning, no EMP, they claim "flash burns" but you can easily get that from hot enough air, and fuzzy defocused photos of a supposed crater that could've been taken anywhere. About as much proof as Darkstar.
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It was the Indonesian military.

They have the motives.
- Hate Australians and Westerners in general for the whole East Timor and collapse of the Suharto regime thing.
- Want to regain power. How do you regain power? Martial law. Whats being rushed through parliament?

They have the capabilities.
-C4 was the explosive used. Not ANFO or even molotovs like nearly every other previous terrorist attack in Indonesia.

And they have the cover-up.
-Two guys arrested and probably charged. (I haven't heard yet). Based on what? An id card found near the scene? I'm assuming several wallets would have been blown to hell and cards possibly scattered. And who's to say it wasn't a convenient plant?


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Didn't he say that this thing was detonated 4 feet underground, and then come back and say that IRA carbombs didn't leave craters in the roads because they take the path of least resistance? He then says that the crater was 5 feet deep! What an idiot! This has to be one of the stupidest people I have ever had the displeasure of discovering through this site. He's not even a good conspiracy theorist!
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I'm still a bit astonisshed at the power of that bomb.....

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It was obviously Martians. The government is covering it up :wink:
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It's those fucking Rods, man!! They've finally revealed their true purpose!!

The Rods will kill us all!! We have no defence against Rod attacks!!
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Run away from the Giant heat ray!

Getting back on topic...
A micronuke would have left a very high amount of radiation in the area... More people would likely die from the radiation poisoning than the blast itself. Since we don't see any radiation sickness, a micronuke is patently impossible.
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So much stupidity, so much stupidity..

Flash burns as proof? C-4 works by burning hot enough to break the molecular bonds of the target rather then putting out a huge blast wave. So of course you're going to have flash burns..

So much stupidity, so much stupidity..

*Shudder*, I cant stand reading this shit to refute it. Suffice to say the crater and reality indicate at least 500 pounds of explosives, and no nuke.
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See? I thought it was a Cr0ck of shit... Hey let's see if this asshole has a forum, then ATTACK!!!! Lata and Happy Fragging!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:See? I thought it was a Cr0ck of shit... Hey let's see if this asshole has a forum, then ATTACK!!!! Lata and Happy Fragging!
I believe that the Jihad would endorse such an attack. But we would have to masquerade as members of the reptilian dynasty intent on turning the earth to our own ends...
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His biggest evidence is that "Only nukes cause mushroom clouds". I guess Hollywood uses micro nukes in every action movie they make (FYI, gas bombs make nice shroom clouds) :roll:
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weemadando wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:See? I thought it was a Cr0ck of shit... Hey let's see if this asshole has a forum, then ATTACK!!!! Lata and Happy Fragging!
I believe that the Jihad would endorse such an attack. But we would have to masquerade as members of the reptilian dynasty intent on turning the earth to our own ends...
And that would be difficult why?
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*reads text and promptly chokes*
Hmm... assumptions without any idea of how nukes work or their effects. Sounds like "SW lazers wouldn't even penetrate our navigational shields!"

Probably just hates the US, heard nuke, and jacked off while writing that.
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